User:Will James

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Hi, my name's Will as you have no doubt guessed. Quite simply, I like to write. English is my favourite and best subject at school. I've written a few novels (by hand, so I unfortunately keep losing them), and I write the occasional poem (when I'm feeling really deep). I contribute to both WikiPedia (although it's a bit to hostile for my tastes) and Wikihow.com (which is probably the coolest website on the net). Ok this sounds pretty boring now, so here is a dramatised version of my life written in the third person.

Will grew up with a burning desire to be someone. After, at age 10, being completely overconfident that he would, at about age 17, captain the English soccer team (despite the fact that he was an Australian citzen), he soon realised that he was a bit of a battler. It was then that he was contacted by MI6 operatives, crushing the African people-smuggling operation going by the slogan of "Why sail there when we'll mail you there", he was forced to sign a secrecy agreement (but seriously, that didn't happen).

The slow beginnings of his life did not bode well, until, at age 13 he found his true calling; espionage, or more directly, becoming a ninja, a career that will no doubt take off. Since then the legend that we today know only by the pseudonym of "Will James" has been contributing to Wikipedia articles frequently (only, about 60% of the time they reverse his edits and abuse him on his talk page for not sourcing his work). THE END.

Anyway, at school I take French, Visual Arts, Soccer/Football, Latin and English, amongst other more heinous courses. By the way I can't believe you persisted to the end of my autobiography. Well done.

Also, I won't go through the articles I've made, because that's just vain. And because I've only made like five.

Finally, I'd just like to tell everyone on Wikipedia OVER the age of 50 to STOP BEING SO HOSTILE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE AN EDIT! What happened to the "Be Bold" motto? It's like we face a firing squad every time we change the spelling from US to UK (which we are meant to do)! Chill out! I think I speak for 80% of Wikipedia when I say "Get over it. I don't think you are any more of a man just because you include hyperlinks in your abuse."