Wikipedia:WikiKnight
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This page in a nutshell: WikiKnights are there to protect the simple WikiVillagers from the voracious WikiDragon. |
WikiKnights are the sworn enemy of the WikiDragon. WikiDragons, like their non-Wiki counterparts, are voracious and given to fire-breathing. In the elder days when the world was young, the WikiDragon was a useful beast, providing excitement in an otherwise unstimulating world and much-needed opportunities for urban clearance. In the better-ordered and more delicately balanced modern world the dragon is an anachronism, and fortunately few remain. Those that do focus their attention on outlying areas, such as minor members of the English aristocracy and obscure villages in France. Occasionally one breaks through to well-populated areas, laying waste to carefully crafted cities of WikiWisdom. This is where the WikiKnight comes in.
[edit] WikiKnight powers
The WikiKnight has no magical powers - it is the pureness of his WikiHeart that gives him his WikiStrength and allows him to stand up to the WikiDragon. His only weapons are the ordinary ones - the Sword of Reversion, the Shield of Npov and the Helmet of References. With these he opposes that wholesale slaughter that a badly-behaved WikiDragon can inflict. The only characteristic that might be considered miraculous by some is the one he shares with the WikiDragon - an immensely thick skin.
[edit] How to identify a WikiKnight
The easiest way to identify a WikiKnight is by their battlecries. The most popular is "This article or section lacks references", but others have their own personal ones. WikiKnights are often hard to identify; for most of the time they appear to be WikiGnomes, but show their true colours at the appearence of a WikiDragon. When other WikiVillagers run for cover the WikiKnight stands tall and refuses to be pushed from the talk page by the Dragon's fiery breath.
Despite their sworn enmity WikiKnights rarely slay WikiDragons. For all the sword-clanging and fire-breathing the WikiKnight knows that without the WikiDragon he would just be another WikiGnome, toiling away underground. And deep in his heart the WikiDragon knows he needs the WikiKnight; otherwise he becomes just another gold-hoarding WikiMonster, hated for the destruction he brings.
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