User:Wikiwarlock

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Today's motto...

On to the Reichstag! Bring the tanks!

Self-applied Labels This user is male. en This user is a native speaker of English. es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español. This user is a German American. This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. This user is of English ancestry. This user is Irish. This user is of Welsh ancestry. This user lives in or hails from the state of California. This user is proud to be an American. This user supports Ron Paul for President in 2008. This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. This user is against the War on Drugs. This user is against strict gun control. This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. This user wants to TAX THE RICH to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.† $ £ ¥ € her? This user is a fan of Arrested Development. This user is a member of the Boy Scouts of America. This user is a Capricornian. This user's favorite color is green. This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page!

WARNING! INSANE AMOUNT OF USERBOXES! MAY CAUSE HEAD TO EXPLODE! DANGER, DANGER!

I am pretty much a passive Wikier, favoring reading articles over editing or creating them, although I have made a few.

I am of German, אַשְׁכֲּנָזִי , English, Welsh, and Irish descent.

Tambien, hablo espanol un poco. Me gusta wikipedia y todos las cosas Wiki!

If I were a plant, I'd be a California Redwood, because they are tall, red, wide, and live in Northern California, just like me.

If I were an animal, I'd be a Titmouse, because then just telling people my name would be enough to make them laugh.

If I were an appliance, I'd be a Washing machine on a Hillbilly's lawn, because I am big, useless, out of place, and just want to be left alone. Also, a little kid could climb into me, get stuck, and die, just like with a washing machine.

"If you fight fire with fire, then fire is bound to win." -Wikiwarlock

"Death must be fun, because no one who's died has ever come back." -Wikiwarlock

"He who laughs last thinks slowest" -Cyberstuff