User:Webslingr
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[edit] About
Webslingr is an untimely being, usually being tortured by fate. He currently works in a technological gulag awaiting trial for crimes which have not yet happened. He has provided a natural, undisclosed, safe-haven for Jackalopes hoping they may evolve superior intellects and serve on his defense team on his future trial.
[edit] History
- October 14, 1066 - A Norman known as William the Conqueror establishes a clear victory at the Battle of Hastings, to become the King of England
- November 17, 1906 - Soichiro Honda is born.
- June 30, 1908 - Nikola Tesla is at the Wardenclyffe Tower.
- June 30, 1908 - 15 Megaton explosion over Tunguska, Siberia. (Honda power?)
- July 4, 1947 - Mysterious object crashes outside city of Roswell.
- 1977 - Entity known as Webslingr is concieved in an rain forest.
- 1977 - Heavy Metal (magazine) debuts.
- June 19, 1978 - Garfield debuts in newspapers.
- 1987 - Phantasy Star debuts on Sega Master System.
- 1989 - Phantasy Star II debuts on Sega Mega Drive.
- 1994 - Phantasy Star IV debuts on Sega Mega Drive.
- December 29, 1996 - Entity to be called Webslingr, sent off to Georgia Tech to attempt Aerospace Engineering.
- March 17, 1997 - Webslingr screen name appears for the first time on EFnet IRC, name sticks.
- June 16, 1997 - Webslingr builds his first computer, a 75 Mhz Pentium MMX with 16 MB RAM
- 1998 - Starcraft and its expansion StarCraft: Brood War are released. Both become the bane of Webslingr.
- 1999 - Evacuation from Georgia Tech occurs.
- November 23, 2004 - World of Warcraft strikes terror in Webslingr and calls for his demise.
