Wayne Robson

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Wayne Robson
Born	1946 Vancouver, British Columbia

Wayne Robson (born 1946) is a Canadian television actor who is best known for playing the part of Mike Hamar, a thief, on The Red Green Show and the character Beano Callahan in the Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary comedy, Two If by Sea. He has a son named Louis.

[edit] Filmography

• The Grey Fox (1982)
• Boys and Girls (1983)
• One Magic Christmas (1985)
• Speed Zone! (1989) (uncredited)
• The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
• Murder She Purred, A Mrs. Murphy Mystery
• Cube (1997)
• Wrong Turn (2003)
• Welcome to Mooseport (2004)
• Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)

He has also appeared in Heritage Minutes, commercials commemorating the history of Canada.

[edit] Dialogue from The Red Green Show

Mike Hamar: I like to listen to the sound of my own heart when I'm... jogging away from things.

Red Green: This is a family member, the man who slept with your mother.

Mike Hamar: ...can you be more specific?

Red Green: I guess crime doesn't pay, huh, Mike?

Mike Hamar: Not the way I do it.

Mike Hamar: [Displays a drive-in speaker at a 1950s memorabilia auction] As you can see, gentlemen, this is an authentic drive-in movie speaker. It dates all the way back to the 50s.

Red Green: Where'd you get that?

Mike Hamar: At the Possum Lake Drive-In Theatre.

Red Green: You got that in the 50s?

Mike Hamar: No, I got it on Saturday night. But it is old and there was a movie from the 50s playing at the time: "The Ten Commandments."

Red Green: I guess you left before they got to "Thou shalt not steal."

Mike Hamar: Look, I know we all like to kid about my criminal records, but, Mr. Green, I'm actually a little hurt. I did not steal this speaker! I just had to leave in a hurry and I forgot it was still stuck in the window. Honest!

Red Green: What was the big rush?

Mike Hamar: The car's owner came back from the snack bar.

Red Green: [Red tries to get Mike to guess the word 'Friend.'] All right, Mike... buddy.

Mike Hamar: Gang member?

Red Green: Close buddy.

Mike Hamar: Cell mate?

Red Green: Someone who talks about stuff...

Mike Hamar: Informer? Stoolie? Squealie? Dead meat?

Red Green: No, someone you can trust...

Mike Hamar: Prison chaplain.

Red Green: And you can trust him because he's...

Mike Hamar: An ex-con himself.

Red Green: Lemme go another way with this... I'm not just the guy who signed you out on parole, I'm also your buddy, your pal, your...

Mike Hamar: Warden?

Mike Hamar: My parents had their eighth anniversary when my youngest brother was 23.

[edit] External links

• Wayne Robson at the Internet Movie Database

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NAME	Robson, Wayne
ALTERNATIVE NAMES
SHORT DESCRIPTION	Actor
DATE OF BIRTH	1946
PLACE OF BIRTH	Vancouver, British Columbia
DATE OF DEATH
PLACE OF DEATH