User:Wallsy
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[edit] Mathew Walls
[edit] Life
Mathew was born in the central-Victorian city of Bendigo on the 14th of May 1985. The eldest of four children, he lived there with his family until 2006, when he moved to Melbourne.
[edit] Education
Mathew first attended Spring Gully Kindergarten in 1990, then Flora Hill Primary School for the next 7 years. After that he attended Flora Hill Secondary College for four years (1998-2001).
He spent the next three years (2002-2004) at Bendigo Senior Secondary College doing VCE, after which he enrolled in a Certificate IV multimedia course at Bendigo Regional Institute of TAFE. Failing that he moved on to an advanced diploma in computer science at Swinburne University of Technology TAFE. Having failed his first attempt, he re-enrolled the next year (2007).
[edit] Career
Mathew has been consistently unemployed since birth. He is living off Warrax and Maelin's tax dollars.
[edit] TGGM DeLaCroix
Member of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle. First logged on Fri Nov 10 14:36:50 2000. 178 days, 9 hours, 44 minutes and 48 seconds old.
[edit] Description
He is about 170-180cm tall, or almost 6 foot. His wings are covered in white feathers and are folded up onto his back. He is by no means the stereotypical fat wizard, but it's obvious that he doesn't exercise as regularly as he might. He is usually smiling at nothing in particular.
[edit] Career
With the introduction of player-run newspapers, TGGM saw a golden opportunity. Having already been running a humourous quotes website for some time, TGGM applied at one of the papers (The Green Slab) with the intention of writing a quotes column for them. This he did until his retirement in 2003 when Methew took over.
[edit] Politics
TGGM campaigned for a position as magistrate of Ankh-Morpork several times, but inevitably lost each time. He also ran for Senior Wizard of his order several times. His first two attempts resulted in failure, but with the departure of the legendary JackDaniels and his protegé Peridot TGGM was successful, but his term in office was plagued by controversy almost from the beginning.
His first act was to test the limits of his powers (with the help of Thalasso, the then high priest of Pishe). Having discovered that his ability to punish was essentially limited to causing a few seconds' inconvenience, TGGM proceeded to punish people for the most trivial of offences (including being improperly attired and asking a certain question in public), most not formally outlawed.
His detractors were many and vocal, and they tried several times to oust him from office, but he survived all three vote of no confidence and served a full term. He was defeated in the next election by Sined.
[edit] Player Killer
Some time after his stint as Senior Wizard, TGGM became a player killer, proving once and for all that no matter how annoying or controversial you are, it's not that tough being PK.
Despite his lack of skills and his frequent trolling, TGGM managed to idle in almost total safety in the Drum for most of his time as a PK, switching to idling in his order room only when the n00bs and "roleplayers" became too obnoxious.
[edit] Methew DeLaCroix
Member of the Last Order. First logged on Sat May 24 20:19:45 2003. 59 days, 19 hours, 23 minutes and 31 seconds old.
[edit] Description
He is an Agatean man in his late 20s. His clothes are a bit messy and his hair keeps falling in his eyes. He doesn't seem particularly remarkable.
[edit] Politics
Methew was elected Senior Wizard of the Last Order on his first attempt, and behaved in much the same way TGGM had, but this time his detractors were mostly not members of his order and so no votes of no confidence were started. He was forced to retire by Devon (then creator in charge of the wizards guild) for refusing to become a player killer, but no member of the order would stand for election and so he was reinstated by default, but he had grown tired of playing an NPK in a PK order and retired shortly afterwards.
[edit] Mathew DeLaCroix
Member of the Venerable Council of Seers. First logged on Sat Jul 3 15:31:57 2004. 50 days, 2 hours, 43 minutes and 2 seconds old.
[edit] Description
He is quite thin and seems generally healthy, but certainly not fit. His hair is cut short, and mostly hidden by his hat. He usually looks fairly relaxed and content.
[edit] Career
Mathew took over the quotes column from Methew and wrote it until 2007 when the paper fired him.
[edit] Wallsy
Member of the Weapon Masters' Court. First logged on Mon Dec 26 21:21:11 2005. 217 days, 21 hours, 39 minutes and 47 seconds old. Con 13, Dex 18, Int 10, Str 16, Wis 8.
[edit] Description
He is young, around 20 years old and well-muscled, with half his head shaved. He moves with grace, and somehow manages to appear to be looking down on everyone, despite his lack of height.
[edit] Names
Wallsy has had many names, including "Wallsy the humble", "Wallsy kicks puppies" and "Wallsy isn't nice".
[edit] Politics
Wallsy is the self-proclaimed leader of the Weapon Masters' Court. No one has yet been able to prove that he isn't the rightful leader.
He has run for magistrate of Ankh-Morpork but has never been elected.
