User:Wafflesmoke

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Cory Ryncarz, born 1992, is the world's first ever waffle smoker. He recently conjured the idea straight out of his head while trying to become not bored. What does waffle smoking mean, you ask? Waffle smoking is the newly developed form of smoking, but with something you eat for breakfast. Yes, that's right, he smokes waffles.

How he does it: he takes a waffle, cuts it depending on size, and rolls it up and lights it and inhales. Different variations include putting butter in the waffle first, or even pouring a bit of an alcoholic beverage into the waffle.

Side effects can include but are not limited to nausea, headache, heartburn, indigestion, diarrhea, and temporary memory loss.