User:Wadems

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Hello, welcome, and greetings (unless you're an upitty anti-userbox copyright-paranoid administrator). I am user wadems, also known in some circles as assburger (see: Asperger syndrome), and this is my userpage. Begin single stream of consciousness: I am very angry and I hate everything. I want to destroy the world and everything in it. I try to be funny but no one gets my humor so I guess I'll visit Hobbiton and live with the leprechauns. Smoke coloured keyboard keys are the most attractive of all and I'd smoke them but the plastic causes my lungs to become inflamed and then all I have left are shriveled prunes in my chest cavity. House dust mites eat away brain tissue daily. I breathe in I breathe out I inhale asbestos I get mesothelioma. Steve McQueen had mesothelioma and he was a God - a motorcycle God. I rode motorcycles and I was a gnome, a glow in the dark gnome. Like the old glow worms of yesteryear my flourescent aura can trigger Geiger counter readings from around the globe that normally cause irritable bowel syndrome in horses. I ate a meringue pie last week that had no lemon or maple leaf twigs and it left me bloated and low on chlorophyll. The USB and FireWire ports were fighting online last night. Unfortunately FireWire isn't actually a wire made of fire and USB hasn't been formed into the new US of B country so the battle stalemated with FireWire offering a truce written on immitation lined yellow post-it notes. Stem cells are good with brown gravy and half inch lug nuts. Be sure to thoroughly file the burrs and remove the grease from the lug nuts prior to consumption but don't ever throw them away. Sprinkled on corn flakes with cotton will produce a delectible treat. If given the chance I would like to shrink down to the size of a speck of sand and mountain climb the corner grout in the mens bathroom. The air conditioner unit above me drones on and on while vapor apparitions dance wildly before my eyes to the hum of the drone. Being a drone bee seems like a nice way to spend a lifetime so long as you get to bone the queen. Breaking a bone while dancing to Queen is not nice unless the zamboni is there to fix the crack but with the NHL lockout last year who cares about ice or hockey. Zoom in close enough to any surface and there will be cracks. Cracks the size of the Grand Canyon will appear in people's faces if the curved surface of your eyeball's cornea is able to maintain one or two nanometers distance from their oily acne infested forehead. I would love to swim in a pool of Jell-O. I would love to swim in a pool of Crayola crayons. Don't colour your world because the lead paint can lead to birth defects. There are sine wave patterns in the bottom of my shoes and they're speaking to me...

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Userboxes This user supports the use of personal attacks when logic fails, because idiots really don't need to be coddled. This user supports deleting the Deletionists, because he/she has strong and violent opposition to any group opposed to the concept of fun. This user advocates legalizing all narcotics to stop the useless War on Drugs. Did Prohibition work? Hardly. This user is a WikiGnome and has come to enforce the guarantee!. According to the Political Compass this user is: Economic Right (1.25) and Social Libertarian (-5.38). This user feels every motorcycle racing fan should read SuperbikePlanet.com. Not because the user is affiliated with the site (he's not) but because it's just that good. This user feels Grand Prix motorcycle racing, and all forms of motorcycle racing, is the best sport on the planet. If you like NASCAR, you must enjoy watching a toilet bowl flush. This user is a member of the Motorcycle racing WikiProject. This editor is a Yeoman Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

Remember to always ask yourself the question: WWSMD (What Would Steve McQueen Do)?

I suppose that schpeel above isn't going to tell you too much about myself. I am an expatriate Canuck who now makes his home in Rowlett, Texas. I am a Mechanical Engineer currently working for AMX, a company that designs high-end residential, commercial, and government automation and control systems. I am a motorcycle sport nut, following Grand Prix motorcycle racing and the AMA Superbike Championship (and its support classes) throughout the season and off-season. I lost interest in the Superbike World Championship a few years ago after all the American riders left (e.g. Doug Polen, John Kocinski, Colin Edwards, Ben Bostrom). And I have to say it really chafes my ass at the treatment the Americans get in MotoGP; and that includes the absolute ridiculous lack of press they receive back in their homeland. Nicky Hayden being a prime example: He wins the 2006 Grand Prix championship that went down to the last race of the season, not to mention being the only rider throughout the entire existence of the 990cc Grand Prix motorcycles to beat Valentino Rossi, and what does the American press have to say? Some dinky little paragraph (sans photos) on page 15 or 20, burried in the sports section of the New York Times. Valentino Rossi, who I will freely admit is the greatest motorcycle racer to ever live (yes, ever!), gets front page news on damn near every national Italian newspaper because he lost!

I hate Dani Pedrosa more than any other motorcycle racer. Mat Mladin is a close second but Pedrosa definitely is a tool. If there was no traction control on the GP machines to make them rideable like the 250s, his ass would be on the ground every damn race.

My hope would be for a Canadian to win the MotoGP World Championship. We do have Miguel Duhamel, Yvon Duhamel, Steve Crevier, Pascal Picotte, and Jordan Szoke but we need some young bloods to step up. Give a Canadian a chance, eh!

[edit] Me on Wikipedia

Most of my time on Wikipedia is spent doing menial, trivial cleanup. Sometimes I revert vandalism, sometimes I fix spelling mistakes, sometimes I fix redirect links (a personal pet peeve of mine - not a Wikipedia guidline - but I feel links like Xanax, for example, should link to Alprazolam rather than the Xanax redirect page; that's just how I feel), sometimes I cleanup a hastily created stub article and wikify it better, and other times I put effort into building cleaner tables (e.g. winners lists, filmographies), adding stub tags, or updating article categories. I guess you could call me a WikiGnome.

Things I do not do on Wikipedia are: fight to have pages deleted, waste time trying to fit in with the cliques of Admins and power users, and worry about copyrighted images. The latter really annoys me because this is the Internet: copyrighted images are floating around everywhere. If a copyright owner of a particular photograph or logo asks that it be removed, remove it. No problem there. But for the most part, I can't understand why ninety-five percent of the people out in InternetLand would care if their photograph/image/logo was used on Wikipedia in a non-malicious way.

Stop being copyright-paranoid; stop deleting articles. We all grasp the concept that if your neighbour Bill wants to create an article about his new bathroom renovation, that oviously does not belong here. However, articles concerning obscure subjects maybe only a handful of the populace are familiar with, make Wikipedia far more interesting. The deletion of the Consumption Junction article was a prime example of people stuffing their morals upon others and outright censorship in my opinion. The site has heavy traffic, comes up with thousands of entries when searched on Google, yet it's not notable enough. Whatthefuckever.

And I never want to be an Administrator, ever. Maybe I should never say never, but I've been a registered user since December, 2004, and all the political correctness bullshit that goes on around here makes me want to puke at times. Don't insult vandals and assume good faith??? If someone blanks an article and writes "Suck my Cock" in its place, ban the fucking asshole and their IP address and be done with them. And require every person who wants to edit something here be a registered user. It's completely free to register, so the slogan "The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" will still remain true.

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I will probably never get an article to featured status because I don't work well with others. I'm much too solitary and can handle only a limited amount of interaction with others before I start pulling out what little hair I have left. Here are the few pages I've created:

• Bubba Shobert
• Craig Gass
• Daytona 200
• Dirk Raudies
• Gene Romero
• Jake Zemke
• Nicky Hayden (annon. user at the time)
• Oddity EP
• Öhlins
• Operation Kindness
• Rob Leatham
• Suzuka 8 Hours
• Tommy Hayden
• Yvon Duhamel

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• "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." - Oscar Wilde
• "There are only three true sports: bull fighting, rock climbing and motor racing. The rest are merely games." - Ernest Hemingway
• "You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?" - Alan Rickman in Dogma
• "But every few years they try and nail rock and roll. Remember this shit? You play certain rock albums backwards and there's Satanic messages. Let me tell you something. If you're sitting around your house playing your albums backwards, you are Satan." - Bill Hicks
• "You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg
• "You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North.'" - Doug Stanhope
• "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." - Homer Simpson

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• Wadems at MySpace
• SuperbikePlanet.com - Best motorcycle racing news site on the Internet