User:Vlame

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Vital Stats

Name: Jonathan Hernandez
DOB: July 2, 1988
Resides: Signal Hill, California
Born: Van Nuys, California
Height: 6 feet (183 cm)
Weight: 172 lbs
Posts: ~2,844 (4.23 posts per day) (Outside of the Hanogut)
CUT: I got my di-di-diploma!
Join date: January 26, 2006
Warnings: 5 (0 Active)
Rep Points: 2573
Theme: Sick of You - GWAR
Penis Size: Enough! Rumour has it he uses Magnums.
User Page: 37575
Last.Fm: Vlame
Myspace: Wii_Wii
Elite Skills: vLame


Contents

[edit] Username History

[edit] Lagwagon_87?

While he claims to be former emuparadise forum member lagwagon_87, most argue that Vlame sucks way too much to be lag. Others have been easily swayed. The question is? Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya...punk?

[edit] Kim_Slaphismom

Very short lived. And was beaten down.

[edit] The_Grimace

Often remembered for his sillyness, very reminescant of User:Roux

[edit] vBulletin

Also known as "vB" or "vLame".

Changed username to this because of a dare by Saeveo.

[edit] Wii

Was once a prominent figure in the Tubgirl sig incident.

Created the infamous "ZOMFG! Wipe your ass with 1 square of TP!" thread.

[edit] Buckethead

Created the controversial "Bring back Darth Guild!".

By request during Darth's ban, Vlame asked Darth via MSN to create a custom smiley which Vlame proudly uses.

Smiley, created by 'Darth'.
Smiley, created by 'Darth'.

Posted pics in the "Hot thread better than TWATS! 2006" thread, where his heating fixture immediatly took the spotlight.

Revived the now EPForum famous "QFT!".

[edit] Death Cube K

Changed username to this because of the overuse of a red username and yellow glow.

Uses an inverted version of the Buckethead avatar.

Gained total rep with this username.

The name is an anagram of Buckethead.

Attended one day of Anime Expo 2006, got pics with a Tifa cosplayer then posted them, just to make User:otomon jealous.

Openly hates Final Fantasy. :O

Recovered his stats after the shitty EP rollback.

Jase, Ray and Strongbad make fun of his suppossed GF, though facts are distraught, she maybe imaginary.

Created the "DC doesn't play DVD-R" thread, Dino tagged along afterwards, Soldier warned vLame and all Dino recieved was a PM, this was after they told him it was complete bullshit.

Dinosaurman:

CHECK, MAKE THE GAME WORK! In the options.

Dino and vLame are developers of the underground emulator "SwurlBoy Advance", which gets to the 2nd bounce of the DC splash screen at 100%, it is also fully compatible with the GBA emulator to 100% perfect emulation.

[edit] V|_@M3

Has Astaroth on ignore.

[edit] Girls

[edit] Prolouge

Hard to keep interested, hard to keep interested in, interesting to keep hard, interesting to keep interesting and finally hard to keep hard.


First was a fan of Megadeth and a waste of his goddamn time, minutes, breath and texts. He hopes her next boyfriend beats the shit out of her and eats her alive.

[edit] Chapter 1

Best friend of previous one. Wow, that's not cool.

[edit] Chapter 2

Known since: November 27th, 2006

Been in a relationship with since: December 7th 2006

Name: Laura

Now,... this one?

I'm not quite sure where to put my finger on it... fun, pretty, awesome, weird, difficult, strange.

Might quite possibly be the end of a book on nothing.

After 6 months, 1 week and 5 days it ended.

[edit] Chapter 3

Back with the best! .D

[edit] Notable Quotes

[edit] MySpace

To Alicia: Also I think I got hit on by a hermaphrodite on my first day. I think "it" was trying to ask what time do I get off. I just pretended I couldn't understand what "it" said. "It" didn't speak english too well, but I swear "it" was checking me out when "it" came to pick-up it's pictures. WTF seriously.

Then I told them what each of the condom "types" do and when I blurted out what spermicide does they were like, "IMA GET DAT ONE!" XD

[edit] EP

Originally Posted by User:Samuraiblade

You guys have gone way too far you've disrespected me , my family ,and my religion its very uncool and unforgivable and i really do hope you all get into trouble and arent alowed back here because of this you've just gone too far guys that is it

Originally Posted by Vlame
Do you need a "."?
Originally Posted by User:CheezyMadman
no but hes having one

Originally Posted by Vlame

when i was in middle school all the assistants had the hots for me

Originally Posted by GetOverHere!!

Which villain/monster do you enjoy knocking out 7-shades-of-blue from?

Originally Posted by Death Cube K
That fucking Car in Street Fighter 2.
Originally Posted by Slim
Quoted for truth...

[edit] MSN

Death Cube K:

ZOMFG! I'm on wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vlame

Dreams Dont Die:
how do they know all that crap
Death Cube K:
i guess they must watch teh innernets

Darth Lucxus:

What the fuck do you mean, 'wet'?

Vlame:
ever heard of a shower? take one, you'll smell better
Eirik:
But I've been kind of ticking him off for days now
Deth Qewb Cae:
lol, how?
Eirik:
On EP, just answering really downbeating on his posts
Deth Qewb Cae:
lol
Deth Qewb Cae:
he's pre-owned, like my honda
Deth Qewb Cae:
i can't wait for that faggot to reply to me on myspace
Dan™:
xD
Deth Qewb Cae:
he didn't read it yet
Deth Qewb Cae:
he must be out
Deth Qewb Cae:
smoking cock
othman:
nothing
othman:
its over
othman has left the conversation.
Otomon:
wow wat a douche
Deth Qewb Cae:
you 2 broke up?

[edit] AIM

Darthvlame:

man i have one of those boogers in my nose that fels like its gonna cut me

Davin:
Lol
Davin:
some time i get that too!
Darthvlame:
ew
Davin:
some time random stuff be in my nose (hehehe)
Davin:
like my toe nail
Darthvlame:
WHAT THE FUCK?

[edit] Milestones

June 2nd - Turned 18 years old

July 3rd - Went to AX 2006 (Dressed as Terry Bogard from King of Fighters 2003 (incognito)

August 9th - Prolouge starts

August 13th - Stopped eating red meat

August 16th - Chapter 1 is an idea

August 17th - Posted fake bulletin entitled "I got shit on my hand."

August 23rd - Enter MSN

August 29th - Got hired at Walgreen's, In between the lines begins.

September 14th - Prolouge ends

September 29th - Discount Pokemon cards from Target

September 21th - MySpace outs Adam.

October 5th - Fuck Jeremy

October 10th - Skips Chapter

October 11th - Near death :(

October 20th - Chapter 1 Begins

October 24th/25th - Mission accomplished

October 31st - Halloween was fucking fun but tiring

November 4th - Starts smoking

November 7th - Chapter 1 ends

November 27th - Chapter 2 begins

December 6th - Meet Laura for the first time

December 7th/8th - Officaly had a real girlfriend

December 22nd - 1st time he got...

December 24th - Excahnged x-mas gifts with Laura

January 1st - 1st New Years with a girl

January 8th - 1 month anniversary

January 24th - Laura busted his Disneyland Cherry

January 29th - Quit Walgreen's

February 8th - 2 month Anniversary

February 14th - 1st Valentines day with a girl

February 16th - Laura tried to dump him

February 21st - 1st time he asked for...

March 1st - The Pwnisher

March 8th - 3 month Anniversary

March 13th - Laura tried to dump him again

March 16th/17th - Went partying, saw Josh do some funny shit

March 21st - Used her mom's bed

March 23rd - Laura meets best friends of vLame

March 25th - Laura wants to marry him

April 4th - Enter Lucifer "Louie" Murdock.

April 6th - Start Sears

April 15th - 1st Serious break up with Laura

April 22nd - Last Kiss :(

April 23rd - Chapter 2 ends

April 27th - 1st Paycheck from Sears

April 28th - New friends: Amber and Amber.

May 4th - Laura is hospitalized

June 2nd - Turns 19.

June 8th - 6 months anniv.

June 14th - Minus Laura

July 4th - Played with firecrackers infront of Pam's house.

October 20th - 1 year with Monet in a way.

November 7th - 1 year ago Monet left CA.

November 22nd - Had dinner at Monet's grandmother's house.

[edit] Userboxes

KoF This user plays The King of Fighters.
5.1 This user has 5.1 Surround Sound.
\mm/ This user listens to Heavy metal.