User:Vicky Finan

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Victoria Elizabeth Finan (born 26th September 1991)is an extraordinarily beautiful child born to the luckiest parents in the world. Indeed, every 26th of September is World Victoria Day where people from all nations can celebrate this exceptional person. The festivities include a parade in Rio di Janero and a McNugget eating contest in Dallas, USA.

Victoria was educated first at Monk Fryston C of E Primary School where she befriended all the local chavs who still follow her in an adoring flock. She graduated aged 11 with 3 entire SATS- all at level 5, proving her almost savant-like intelligence.
Victoria was then enrolled at the local grammar school Wakefield Girls' High School. Whilst at first she was misunderstood, and bullied, and stabbed with pins, she eventually rose from the ashes to become self imposed dictator of Year 10, with faithful servant Emma Shah as her deputy. During her reign Victoria has made many changes, this includes an extravagant propaganda campaign to stop other students doing their homework. Sadly she was caught by the "authorities" and put on work report. At the time of going to press, Victoria was still on work report and Emma and her other comrades have started a campaign to overturn this miscarriage of justice. 
Victoria has had numerous friends over the years, however it must be noted that she would never have become the wonderful person she is without the help of her partner in crime Grace Darbyshire.