User:Verityp

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Verity Portas was born in 1942. She grew up in the state of Utah. She was brought up in the countryside and lived with her mother, father and 11 other siblings. When she told her parents of her longing to play basketball and how she desperately wanted a sex change they chucked her out and poor young Verity had to grow up on the streets of New York, because thats where they dumped her. In these terrifying streets Verity met little Timmy. Little Timmy was a bag pipe player. Together they roamed the streets making money from playing bag pipes and tap dancing until they had raised enough money for Verity to have a sex change at the young age of 14. This made her able to play NBA basketball. Once the managers realised this shemale was a good player they gave he/she hormone stimulating pills so Verity grew to the amazing height of 8ft 2inches. She now lives in Warsaw, Poland with her cat Jeffery McFadden and her mafiozo husband Antonio. She is quite old, but is quite rich from her profits playing basketball. People often ask Antonio is it weird having a wife who looks like a man. Antonio say no. Thats why i marry her. THE END