User:Unimaginative Username

This user is a member of the League of Copyeditors.

This user has significantly contributed to seven featured articles.

This user helped promote the article Battle of the Gebora to featured article status.

This user helped promote the article Wormshill to featured article status.

Personal philosophies

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Rant

It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.

Burrito ergo sum

I fart, therefore I am.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

Copy-edits helping articles to become FA and GA are listed here.

USage decline

This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

'This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

		The Copyeditor's Barnstar
		For overall excellence in copy editing Rock Springs Massacre in March 2007. IvoShandor 13:09, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

		The Editor's Barnstar
		Bestowed upon the unimaginatively named one for consistently responding to requests for copy editing on Rock Springs massacre. Your help was invaluable as my eyes began to bleed and errors were unnoticeable after looking at the article for long enough. The article was promoted to FA yesterday. IvoShandor 13:47, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

		The Working Man's Barnstar
		I give this for two reasons. One, for all the time and effort you put into the FAU article; and two, so I can watch you try to figure out how to fit this onto your user page. Good luck! KnightLago 02:54, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

		The Copyeditor's Barnstar
		For your work on copy-editing articles, especially for LOCE, Shudde ^talk 09:59, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

		The Copyeditor's Barnstar
		For your effort on copy-editing Hezbollah--Seyyed(t-c) 11:59, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

		The Copyeditor's Barnstar
		For your work on copy-editing Wormshill, very much appreciated Dick G (talk) 05:17, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

		Featured Article Barnstar
		For going far, far beyond a mere copyeditor's duty on Massospondylus, I present you with this barnstar. Thanks for all your work. I won't soon forget it. Firsfron of Ronchester 04:29, 20 December 2007 (UTC)