Talk:Unhappily Ever After

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The cheerleading scene from the "Undercover Cheerleader" episode - January 18, 1998

Ryan Malloy: "If you want to be a cheerleader, then let's see you cheer."

Tiffany Malloy: [in a low monotone] "Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright!"

Ryan: "No, that's not good. Look, try saying 'yes' instead."

Tiffany: [building-up to crescendo] "Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! OH GOD, YES!!!"

[audience goes apesh*t]

[Jack Malloy (Tiffany's father) emerges from basement with a shotgun and proceeds to quickly look around the house]

Jack: "O.k.."

[chambers a round with the pump action of the shotgun]

Jack: "..where is he!"

Tiffany: "Daddy, I was practicing with Ryan."

Jack: "Oh."

[after a second of pause for thought, proceeds to put the shotgun muzzle in his mouth]

Tiffany & Ryan: "No, No, No, Don't!"

[fadeout]