User:UBX/Userboxes/Humor

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1 General
2 Self-referential
3 Attitude
4 Internet Memes
- 4.1 Ninjas
- 4.2 Pirates
5 Mathematics and Science
6 Mental maladies
7 Politics
8 Space, aliens, and science fiction
9 War, violence, and giant explosions

This is a userpage directory of "humor" userboxes. It is intended to track migrations to and help organize userboxes in userspace. The corresponding project directory, Wikipedia:Userboxes/Humor, was deleted. [1]

You are welcome to edit this directory page, as long as you honor all applicable policies and guidelines. It is recommended this directory be updated in one of three basic ways:

If you move a userbox to userspace, and then bypass redirects with a tool such as AWB, this page will be updated as part of that process.
If you copy-and-paste a userbox to userspace, please update the links here to reflect the userspace location.
If you create a new userbox, feel free to add it to a directory.

For more information see Wikipedia:Userbox migration.

This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous.
It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

[edit] General

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This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing Wikipedia right now.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a

This user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user has Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

PS	This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

This user has been living in a cave somewhere.

—	*This space for rent.*

This user is Fatmouse!
or they're a follower...

Je suis Marxiste,
tendance Groucho

This user wants to see Jimbo and Willy on Wheels duke it out in the ring, with Chuck Norris as the referee.

dlph

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! _{or else...}

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

+	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

User:Keithgreer/User_MrDucky

This user has been approved by
Mr Ducky. Have you?

This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.

This user may or may
not be Mr Ducky.

This user is a mutant.

This user is a paladin.

\|	This user is a person, and nothing else matters.

This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

.....

This user is a professional procrastinator.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

...

This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

Your company's logo goes here.

This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!

non

This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

S.O.A.P.

This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.

oops

This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

This user is The Stig.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

UPN

This user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!).

This user enjoys a varied sex life.

(Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?)

A&C

Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.

Zombie

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

Git-R-Done!

This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.

This user's Wikistress level is SEVERE. Wikibreak is imminent.

This user's Wikistress level is HIGH. Wikibreak is possible.

This user's Wikistress level is ELEVATED. There is an elevated chance of tantrums.

G	This user's Wikistress level is GUARDED. Recent events on Wikipedia have startled this user.

This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy.

This user thinks time zones are evil.

NP	This user is NP Complete

Love Farmers, They Feed You.

This user feels like he's diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

[edit] Self-referential

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UBX/Userboxes/Humor

This user is
UBX/Userboxes/Humor and thinks you should be, too.*

YM	This user is your mom.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

←

This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is.

This user has a sense of humour
and shows it on their userpage.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

238.584px

This user believes all userboxes should be the same size!

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

IP	This person's IP is ::1.

1, 2, 3...

This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

-s	These users prefer to be referred to in the plural.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user isn't from Brazil,
but Norn Iron.

m	This user is a marimba virtuoso.

This user might be a redneck

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

Guess what?

This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

It is Pepsi!!!

This user is the creator of Pepsi!!

SPAMARAMA!

This user is the creator of Spam!

Userboxes Rock!

This user is a userbox!

SOL

This user is a Solipsist.
You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.

[edit] Attitude

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awesome

This user is totally awesome!

This user is cooler than you.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

1337

This user is elite.

gk	This user is a geek.

This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

n00b

This user is a n00b.

Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam.

This user is a Chap.

[edit] Internet Memes

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All your base are belong to UBX/Userboxes/Humor.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

' .
-

This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for Dinner again...)

[edit] Ninjas

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Ninja

This user is a NINJA!

nj	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

Ninja

This user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it!

[edit] Pirates

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This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

This user is a pirate. Arrr!

[edit] Mathematics and Science

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$\int e^x dx$

| I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S |

My antiderivative

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

$\sum$

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626433 832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280 348253421170679821480865132823 066470938446095505822317253594 081284811174502841027019385211 055596446229489549303819644288 109756659334461284756482337867 831652712019091456485669234603 861045432664821339360726024914 127372458700660631558817488152 092096282925409171536436789259 036001133053054882046652138414 6951941511609

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

⌬	This user feels like a benzene ring. /_{_}\

Stating that something doesn't work because it violates a basic law of physics is perfectly reasonable. I can run faster than the speed of light, and I have a video tape and some crayon drawings to prove it. But no one takes me seriously, so I'm forced to conclude that I'm a persecuted visionary with ideas ahead of my time, right?

[edit] Mental maladies

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This user fears the clowns.

dumb

This user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.

This user is a mad scientist.

This user suffers from Science Related Memetic Disorder.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

[edit] Politics

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Boris

I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?

Two Jags

Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?

MRLP

This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

[edit] Space, aliens, and science fiction

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This user believes in aliens and lies naked on his or her rooftop, waiting to be picked up.

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

This user is of human and Martian ancestry.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

This user has a squid for a head.

[edit] War, violence, and giant explosions

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THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.

This user is a gangster.

Languages – Life, status and situation
	User:UBX userbox directories
Babel* • Grammar • Non-ISO Languages • Programming • Education • Health • Life • Location • Personality • Time • Zodiac
Politics, opinions and beliefs
Beliefs • Political Parties • Regional Politics • Religion • Sexuality (Xaosflux)
Interests and tastes
Automotive • Books • Colours • Computing • Food • Games • Interests • Mathematics • Media • Music • Pets • Sports
Wikipedia-related – Other userboxes
Wikipedia • WikiProjects* • Userboxes • Emoticons • Humor • Seasonal
* at Wikipedia:Userboxes • • See also: Userbox boilerplate • MiraLuka's Nav • GRBerry's Directory • WP:GUS

Languages – Life, status and situation
	Userbox archives by topic in userspace
Babel • Grammar (1, 2, 3) • Non-ISO (1, 2) • Program (1, 2) • Education (1, 2, 3, 4) • Health (1, 2) • Life, (1, 2) • Location (1, 2, 3, 4) • Personality (1, 2, 3) • Time • Zodiac (1, 2)
Politics, opinions and beliefs
Beliefs (1, 2, 3, 4) • Political parties (1, 2, 3, 4) • Politics • Regional politics (1, 2) • Religion (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) • Sexuality (1, 2)
Interests and tastes
Automotive • Books (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) • Colours • Comedy (1, 2, 3, 4) • Comics • Computing (1, 2) • Film (1) • Food (1, 2, 3) • Games (1, 2, 3, 4) • Interests (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) • Mathematics • Media (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) • Music (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) • Pets (1, 2, 3) • Sports (1, 2, 3) • Travel
Wikipedia-related – Other userboxes
Wikipedia (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) • WikiProjects (1, 2) • Userboxes (1, 2, 3, 4) • Emoticons • Humor (1, 2, 3, 4) • Seasonal (1, 2)
v • d • e See also: Mixed-topic archives • Wikipedia:Userboxes • Wikipedia:Userbox migration • Userbox boilerplate

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Contents

[edit] General

[edit] Self-referential

[edit] Attitude

[edit] Internet Memes

[edit] Ninjas

[edit] Pirates

[edit] Mathematics and Science

[edit] Mental maladies

[edit] Politics

[edit] Space, aliens, and science fiction

[edit] War, violence, and giant explosions

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