User:Turtleboy0

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This page exists but there is very little content on it. Imagine what is not there that could be.


actually, now it has a little "content".


Turtle boy: not a boy, not a turtle, a turtle boy. Like batman or spider-man , but slower and unable to fly with any great speed. He has also been rumored to be friends with User:Bystanderd, although this is unconfirmed, and it is possible that his friend is actually one of the numerous recent editors of that page.

Look up in the sky! It's a hummingbird! Its a stationary helicopter! No! It's... It's... SUPERTURTLE!!!!! Able to fly at speeds of up to two (and a half) miles per hour! Able to leap over boulders in a single hour! And equipped with a mobile home with a home security system that not even bullets or sharks can penetrate!

Good links:

Wikipedia: Dream argument, Brain in a vat

Uncyclopedia: [1], [2]

Other: [3], [4]