Turn-On

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Turn-On
Genre Sketch comedy
Created by Ed Friendly
George Schlatter
Starring Teresa Graves
Hamilton Camp
Tim Conway
Mel Stewart
Chuck McCann
Bonnie Boland
Maxine Greene
Ken Greenwald
Debbie Macomber
Maura McGiveney
Robert Staats
Country of origin Flag of the United States United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 1
No. of episodes 1
Production
Executive
producer(s)
Ed Friendly
George Schlatter
Producer(s) Digby Wolfe
Running time 30 min.
Broadcast
Original channel ABC
Original run 5 February 19695 February 1969
External links
IMDb profile
TV.com summary

Turn-On is an American television series from 1969. Only one episode was shown and it is considered one of the most infamous flops in TV history.

The show was created by Ed Friendly and George Schlatter, the producers of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, and picked up by ABC after NBC and CBS rejected it; a CBS official confessed, "It was so fast with the cuts and chops that some of our people actually got physically disturbed by it." Production executive Digby Wolfe described it as a "visual, comedic, sensory assault involving animation, videotape, stop-action film, electronic distortion, computer graphics—even people." The Bristol-Myers company bought advertising for a projected 13-week run [1].

The show's premise was that it was produced by a computer, though this was not the case. Distinguishing characteristics of the show were its synthesized music and lack of sets, except for a white backdrop. The show consisted of various rapid-fire jokes and risqué skits but no laugh track. The program was also filmed instead of presented live or on videotape. Also, the production credits of the episode appeared after each commercial break, instead of conventionally at the beginning or end (Monty Python's Flying Circus similarly played around with presenting the credits).

Turn-On's sole episode was shown on Wednesday, February 5, 1969, at 8:30 p.m. Eastern and 7:30 p.m. in other markets. Among the cast were Teresa Graves (who would later join the Laugh-In cast that autumn) and Chuck McCann (longtime kiddie show host, character actor and voice artist). The guest host for the first and only episode was Tim Conway, best known for his long run on The Carol Burnett Show. Conway was dogged for years by the story that he was the "host" of the show - he was not, he was merely the highest profile guest star on the first show - and there was no second show. The writing staff included a young Albert Brooks.

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[edit] Bits aired on the program

  • A policeman holding a can of mace says, "Let us spray."
  • A firing squad prepares to shoot an attractive woman when the squad leader says, "Excuse me, miss, but in this case we are the ones with one final request." (As perhaps a sign of changing times, this exact routine was recycled in Schlatter's revival of Laugh-In in 1978, with nary a complaint.)
  • 'The Body Politic', shown two or three times throughout the episode, featured a buxom, reclining blonde saying things like "Richard Nixon is the titular head of the Republican Party" (a pun on the word tit).
  • Several gay-themed messages scrolling across the screen, including "God Save the Queens", "Free Oscar Wilde" and most notoriously, "The Amsterdam Levee is a dike" (a pun on the word dyke).
  • A pregnant woman singing I Got Rhythm (alluding to the rhythm method of birth control). Likewise, another skit showed a vending machine dispensing the birth control pill, with an anxious young woman putting coins into it and then feverishly shaking the broken machine.
  • Draft-dodgers hitchhiking to Sweden.
  • When a man is asked if he wants to look at "pornographic material", he replies, "Sorry, I don't own a pornograph."
  • A sequence (the show's longest) with the word SEX flashing on and off in pulsating colors while Conway and actress Bonnie Boland leer at each other. Various stock photographs are displayed during the sequence, including one of Pope Paul VI.
  • Conway as spokesman for a group with the acronym CACA.
  • A Catholic nun apparently planning to go out on a date.
  • A recurring series of skits with Conway as a marriage counselor in session with an African-American husband and an Asian wife -- a hot-button topic in 1969, only two years after the last state laws against interracial marriages were struck down. (In 1968, NBC debated whether to cut out of a Petula Clark variety special a shot of Clark merely touching guest Harry Belafonte on the arm.)

[edit] Reaction

Conway has often joked that Turn-On was canceled midway through its lone episode; actually, the show was not officially cancelled for several days, but it is true that the Denver and Cleveland stations failed to come back after the first commercial break. The Cleveland general manager sent ABC network management an angry telegram: "If you naughty little boys have to write dirty words on the walls, please don't use our walls." Other stations, such as KATU in Portland, Oregon, never showed the program at all, while many others made the decision not to show it again as soon as the episode was over.

Many viewers and critics considered Turn-On too extreme for America's tastes at the time. The show featured rapid-fire gags with sexual innuendos, pastiche film clip sequences in questionable taste and bizarre non sequiturs that baffled viewers. Many assumed the show's title was itself an implicit reference to Timothy Leary's pro-drug maxim, "Turn on, tune in, drop out". In fact, rumors spread among people who never actually saw the show that it contained full frontal nudity, something that no over-the-air TV network in the United States is willing to attempt even today, almost forty years later.

Bart Andrews, in his 1980 book The Worst TV Shows Ever, stated that Turn-On was actually quite close to the original concept for Laugh-In. "It wasn't that it was a bad show, it was that it was an awkward show," concluded Harlan Ellison, a fan of counter-cultural comedy and a TV critic for the Los Angeles Free Press in 1969. The following week's TV Guide published a listing for the scheduled February 12 episode, which would have starred Robert Culp and then-wife France Nuyen as hosts. However, at 8:30PM on February 12, the ABC Wednesday Night Movie (The Oscar), started 30 minutes ahead of schedule. [2]

The idea of setless white background sketch comedy would be revisited in 1994 on the Comedy Central series Limboland.

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[edit] References

  1. ^ "Bob MacKenzie...On Television..", Oakland Tribune, February 11, 1969, pB-24
  2. ^ "Bob MacKenzie...On Television..", Oakland Tribune, February 11, 1969, pB-24

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