User:Tuesday42

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Tuesday42 is the physical manifestation of the 42nd Tuesday in the history of the universe. One of the most succesfull and famous of all the Tuesdays, it is also the first day to have a Wikipedia account.

Contents 1 The 42nd Tuesday 2 The Physical Manifestation 3 Origin of 42nd-Tuesdayism 4 When Will The Rest Of This User Page Be Made?

[edit] The 42nd Tuesday

Little is known about what happened on this day except that life on Earth began on this day. This fact is frquently disputed by most world religions, however, the vast scientific community have made the claim that it "most probably" happened this way. This is not taught in public schools because of protests by religious groups, altough certain school districts have ignored said protests and have controversially taught this event.

[edit] The Physical Manifestation

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Virtually nothing is known about the physical manifestation of the 42nd Tuesday except that it exists and that it has a Wikipedia account.

[edit] Origin of 42nd-Tuesdayism

When the information regarding Tuesday42 became widespread, several people considering the significance of this theory came to the conclusion that Tuesday42 must have created life on Earth. From there, they snowballed to the conclusion that Tuesday42 should be worshiped and praised. These were the people who formed 42nd-Tuesdayism.

[edit] When Will The Rest Of This User Page Be Made?

The procrastinater's club will now meet... tomorrow.