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I am a pentester and software vulnerability engineer working in Orange County, CA. I was born in California, Missouri 24 year ago to a family that lived in a trailer. During the span of my childhood I moved 12 times through 7 different US states. I ended up dropping out of highschool and doing every drug on the planet. Tryptamines, phenethylamines, exotic fentanyl analogues, diarylpiperadines, benzodiazepines, ketamine, mk-801, massive amounts of hydromorphone and bricks of blow big enough to start a ski resort all went up my nose, into my lungs, in my veins and into my stomach. If it was smokable, I smoked it. If it was injectable, I probably injected it. I traveled to Slab City where I met some of the greatest men who I have ever known. After sailing with them to Goa, India for interesting company (as well as cheap narcotics and easygoing beach life) I visited a snake den, where people abuse cobra venom for its euphoric affects. I got bit by some cobras and had a common proverb from my Pentecostal heritage take on a literal truth.
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
—Mark 16:18
I saw Jesus, realized that the Platonic ideal of man as spirit is the only real truth, and happily cleaned my act up and have been rockin' on ever since. My travels did not leave me without curses, however. I am now HIV and Hepatitis C positive. I don't even know when I seroconverted. I was too messed up at the time.
So here I am, hoping to make a positive contribution on Wikipedia in my free time. As everywhere I go, I hope to make some good friends that will last me for the rest of my life.