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Contents 1 Hey, it's me! 2 The Truth 3 Organization 4 Beliefs

[edit] Hey, it's me!

Today I have a sunnier disposition.

[edit] The Truth

Tommunism is the belief that all peoples are created equal, but Tom's are more equal than others.

The chief pre-requisite to be a Tommunist is to hold an elite Tommunist related name.

Names such as Thomas, Tom, and Tommy are all suitable names. Tomás is acceptable as well, provided the person is okay with the anglonizing of their name. Toma is right out. itts hard to beet a good baggin right in the face...mmmmhmhmhmhh....

Toma's are not Tom's, but a twisted deviation from the core of all that a Tommunist is. As such, all Toma's are prohibited from Tommunist membership, but may serve as interns to Tommunist organizations.

Tommunists where the 'Tom' name is their middle name or surname are considered lesser ranks of Tommunists. As Tommunist itself is a very important word, the 'Tom' name is most important when it is your first name, because it is how the world traditionally identifies you.

[edit] Organization

Tommunists are ranked as such, T1, T2, and T3. Since Terminator 2 was the best Terminator movie, T2's are the highest cadre among the Tommunist regime. This would be a Tommunist whose full name includes two 'Tom' related names; such as Thomas Tommy Smith.

[edit] Beliefs

A Tommunist typically follows a 'Watch out for number 1' mentality. This typically means that an individual holds value only for themselves. But as T1 is a rank in the Tommunist organization, T2's are always observant of a T1's behavior and a T3 must always follow the order of a T1.