User:TomDemspey

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Tom Dempsey is a seal who has an interesting fetish for Storm Deserts, Glazed Devil's Food Doughnuts... And Pizza.

His favourite pizza topping, as he enthusiastically told me, is Glazed Devil's Food crumbs.

Tom Dempsey was jailed in Maritime Confinement for 5 years for groping a Krispy Kreme employee, Grand-Theft Sled, Glazed Devil's Food trafficking and Assault.

NOTE: Never utter the words: "Glazed Devil's Food" because in the most likely scenario, he will break through the roof and land on you. Tom Dempsey is quite the acrobat, he likes to walk on the roof.