User:Toa Zach

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Contents 1 Birth to Age Ten 2 Ten to High School Graduation 3 College 4 User Boxes

[edit] Birth to Age Ten

Isaac Zach was born in the year 1972. His parents were both wheat farmers somewhere off the coast of Old Zealand. He was born a triplet, but his two siblings both were cursed to dance around a large rock for ever and ever! At age two he took his first math class, algebra II. He learned to read at age five, but did not learn to speak until age nine.

[edit] Ten to High School Graduation

When he was in sixth grade, he learned C, but was unable to learn C++. He played the guitar so badly once, he was chased out of the country by nine angry mobs. Fortunately, all the mobs were specially trained terrorist groups attempting to take over the world in a semi-illegal manner. George W. Butt (not Bush) then awarded him a medal of honor. His life then was boring from seventh grade until graduation.

[edit] College

Zach attended the Jones Bopkins School for Untalented Youth. He attended ever single party ever thrown, as well as fourteen more. He graduated fourth in his computer smashing class, behind Destin, a rock, and a moo-cow.

[edit] User Boxes