User:Tmoshier

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[edit] Why you're Tom's bitch

Thomas Moshier is the epiphany of success. "Some are born with a giant dick, some erect a giant dick, and some have giant dicks thrust upon them." Tom is all three. Which is why he is the man with the fucked little brain. He is the CEO and CFO of the Tom Moshier Kicks Ass Corporation, a branch of incredibly enormous Tom Moshier Up Your Ass Company. He lives in a cardboard box with a wi-fi laptop PC that he uses to update his Wikipedia page and read YouTube comments. The cardboard box is located in Mr. Moshier's 100,000 square foot mansion, shared with 50 wives, is engaged to 13 more, 78 girlfriends,and 69,000 sex buddies who pay to fuck him everyday.

[edit] Upbringing

Mr. Moshier was picked up off of the streets of New York by his homies Shawn Nicholson and Conroy Royale, who taught him the art of pimpin' and buyin' and sellin' fro weed. With a strong financial base, Mr. Moshier went to school at Hollis Brookline Middle School where he graduated Valedictorian in the art/science of boiling water. With this education, he procceded to founded the Tom Moshier Up Your Ass Company.

[edit] Why he remains an ass-kicker

He just is.