User:Thefullirish
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Cian Cosgrave son of the legendary Gerry and Claire Cosgrave was born on the 7th of April 1995.Cian goes by some different names example : cozy, coz, coswald, cosmopolitan coztard. Cian lives in Bray CO. Wicklow. Cian completer his leaving cert in June 2007 he was pleased with his results at least they were better than Andrew freelands aka drew polar bear drew is known to a slight touch of the downs. Cian is now studying in Sally noggin collage to be a fitness instructor .This is an amazing feat considering Cian is only 12.Cians interests include drinking saying Norton, going to the gym going to the gym, going to the gym and going to the gym.
Cians physical attributes are quite strange. Cian has very large lobes hence scrote loabs. Cian has webbed feat he possibly got them from being around Domhnal finch(a duck). Unfourtanally Cian is not 100% mentally healthy as he suffers from antisportsaids (having a lack of interest in sport altogether) this means that Cian misses out on a huge part of life and also ProEv there is no know cure for this disease. Occasionally Cian has what is known to most people as a cozy moment. A cozy moment is when Cian says or does something absolutely ridiculous or just plain stupid. Cozy moments may occur because of Cians blonde hair or possibly from having a slight touch. Note: a list of cozy moments are listed at the bottom of this text.
Despite the feet and cozy moments Cian is one of the greatest people you will ever meet. I don’t anyone that dislikes him and if I do I hope they die of aids. Cian also gets his bit with much older women this again shows what a person he is considering he’s only 12 although its has being speculated that Jacinta(his biatch at the moment is a child molester).And if the shit hits the fan cozys your man.
A list of some cozy moments (please add to the list if you know or remember any more).
How do you spell back?—after attempting to spell back “bak”.
What are yous doin for the weekend lads?—asking the lads what there doing for the weekend when he knows there going to oxegen and there at the bus stop with all there drink and all there bags ready.
How do you spell horses.
Not realising that there were penguins instead of men on the pitch during a game of pro ev.
Just as he said retard he tears his jeans on a parked car.
Thinking greg manning rung the bell tower in Enniskerry.
There are so much more moments please put them hear!!
Word and sayings cian likes to say. Norton im scared of scary films Not bad make me a sandwich No (cozy no) beor I’m going to the gym fein I have to nap or ill be cranky Hope they die of aids
