User:Theeighthendless

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I'm Lucy. I am seventeen years old, and more details will follow here:


Religious Affiliation: I am interested in converting to Judaism. Ever since I was really little, I wanted to be Jewish and I always identified with it for some reason. I am already starting to keep kosher and teach myself Hebrew.

Music: The Decemberists, Belle and Sebastian, PJ Harvey, Le Tigre, Neutral Milk Hotel, Golem!, the New Pornographers, the Ditty Bops, the Arcade Fire, et al.

Voice type:
Soprano.
Languages: I am teaching myself Hebrew, and would like to learn Yiddish and Gaelic.


My user name comes from the Sandman books. It was the first thing that popped into my mind.

Opinions:
- I think that if you believe in conspiracy theories you need to get your head checked.

- If you believe that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are real, you have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that you ride the short bus to school (in other words, you're an idiot), since they're fake.

- I think that evolution can be reconciled with a belief in a higher being.

- I oppose teaching creationism in school.

- I oppose passing creationism off as science (along with intelligent design).

- I believe that Scientology should have its religious status taken away, since it is a business scam masquerading as a religion.

- I believe the same for the Westboro Baptist Church as well. What they do is show up at funerals and wait to be assaulted so they can sue. Also, it's a dangerous cult headed by a narcissistic psychopath.

- I find militant atheists just as irritating as religious fundamentalists.

- Don't try to convert me.

- I am a proud feminist. I do not necessarily hate men or blame all of my woes on "the patriarchy", but I believe that women should be equal to men in all aspects and have access to birth control.

- If you are a man, please stay out of the abortion debate, since you are unable to bear children and your opinion means nothing.

- I believe that banning books is pointless because people will find a way to read them anyway.

- I despise Holocaust deniers.

- I fear death.

- I am currently teaching myself Hebrew, and would like to learn Gaelic as well.

- I think Christian anarchism is awesome. I'm not a Christian or an anarchist, but I think it's amazing that the two can be synthesized.

- Gothic Lolita fashion is the shit.

Asperger Syndrome
I have Asperger syndrome. I was not self-diagnosed, and while it does have its perks, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. It's irritating that almost everyone claims to have it which leads people to believe that it's made-up. It's also an autistic spectrum disorder, so I think that if more people found out that it could easily be described as autism lite, less people would claim to have it. I think it might lose some of its allure once you find yourself reading the same few pages of a book over and over again, studying them like they're the Talmud. On the bright side, most people with Asperger's are considered to be bright.


Don't bother looking for my Livejournal, since it's private and I never update it anymore. I'm now on Insanejournal, and don't look for me there either since again, it's private.


I loathe racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-Semitism in all forms.


Shout-outs to people I know: Kate (best roommate ever), Sophie (tu es super), Yitzy (I wish I knew enough Hebrew or Yiddish to say "you are awesome" but alas, I don't, but you are a mensch. Is that close enough?), Sally, David, my teachers, Michelle, Sarah, Ryn, JD (Ket nahuj, mudak, that's Kazakh for fuck you, asshole and no, I don't actually hate you, swear words are the only Kazakh words I know), Chaz, Fancy, Jamie, and some other people I'm forgetting.


And now, since I might as well stick them here, my userboxes:

This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys writing.
This user is interested in Evolution.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user loves rainy days.
This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.


This user rejects any violence towards women.
Lisa If anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?
FG
This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
This user is female.
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is of Irish and British ancestry.
This user is of German ancestry.
This user is proud to be Celtic.
This user is of Lithuanian ancestry.
</label> This user does not choose to label his or her sexual orientation.
This user supports equal rights for queer people.
This user is interested in the Victorian period.
This user is interested in beauty.
This user likes to use eyeliner.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user is interested in drama and acting.
This user does not smoke.
This user is interested in Judaism.
This user accepts all Religious and Scientific claims as viable forms of explaining the Universe, but just thinks they are at different levels of Understanding
This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*
This user understands biological evolution.
lib This user is a liberal.
PC This user is Pro-Choice.
This user enjoys indie rock.
This user can't live without his or her iPod.
This user understands and appreciates Irony.

User:Willy turner/Userboxes/Islamic misogeny User:Willy turner/Userboxes/christian homophobia

This user is interested in psychology.
This user's news source is The Onion.
LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.
This user runs Mac OS X.
This user contributes using a MacBook.
This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.
This user steals their neighbor's wireless internet connection.
This user reads S i n f e s t.
Webcomics This user reads webcomics.
dA This user is a deviantART deviant as deliriumd
This user contributes while using iTunes.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user is interested in Zoroastrianism.
This user is interested in religion.
This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.
This user is interested in Old Catholicism.
כשרות
This user keeps Kosher.
This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user is the legitimate successor of St. Peter. Who does that Benedict guy think he is?
This user wishes he or she had a boyfriend.
This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend.
LTI This user Embiggens Wikipedia with their Cromulent editing!
BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ Bite this user's shiny metal ass!
This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
This user enjoys indie rock.
This user enjoys singing.
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.
Hanlon's Razor
This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity.
This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, UFOs and antisemitic theories are disinformation
This user supports racial equality.
lib This user is a liberal.
This user wants to TAX THE RICH to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.
$ £
¥ €
I love NY This user NY.
This user is of French ancestry.
This user is highly against nazism.
If this user can't dance with Emma Goldman, she doesn't want to be in your revolution.
This user opposes the use of capital punishment.


This user finds censorship offensive.
This user doesn't like fascists.
This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.
This user is pro-Kazakhstan
This user knows that there are
2,000,000 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.
This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
YYY This user loves the
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.


This user loves Lily Allen, and likes her songs.
Amy Winehouse They tried to make this user go to rehab, but I said NO, NO, NO!
fan-3 This user loves The Decemberists.
This user is interested in Islam.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.
cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL