User:The Rastafarian Named Seth
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 User:The Rastafarian Named Seth |
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| Seth Gecko (Me) | |
| Gender: | Male |
| Race | Human |
| Relations | Richie Gecko |
| Enemies | The police and anyone who gets on the wrong side of me |
| Portrayed by: | Myself |
| Status | Alive |
| Seth in hieroglyphs |
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My name is Seth Gecko and I am a former American Rastafarian promoter and a very "big bear" (in that case is somebody over 7 foot tall), and I'm well known in contemporary American literature.
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[edit] Early life
I spent part of my childhood in Puerto Rico and was born on December 11, 1970. I was originally in prison prior to the events of "From Dusk Till Dawn" but was broken out by my younger brother (and partner in crime), Richie (Quentin Tarantino) in 1988. We were being hunted by the police at the film's opening for various murders, bank robbery and kidnapping.
[edit] En route to El Ray
Our chase across the Texas desert lead us to a liquor store appropriately titled, "Benny's World of Liquor" eight years later. Originally there to buy a roadmap 'complications' rose in the form of Richie's paranoia that the lone clerk, Peter Bottoms, recognized us. We held two girls and the clerk hostage until a Texan Ranger, Earl McGraw, showed up. Instructing the clerk to get rid of him, we hid among the aisles with hostages. Paranoid that the clerk gave the Ranger 'signals', Richie killed Earl by shooting him point blank in the back of the head. When the clerk protested, Richie shot him as well. During the chaos the girls fled the store while the wounded clerk frantically retrieved his gun from a safe hidden behind the counter. Jumping out from his hiding place, the clerk shot a hole through Richie's hand. A firefight ensured that resulted in the death of Pete the clerk and the destruction of his store; with that we left. On the way to El Ray, we came to this place called the "Titty Twister"
[edit] The Twister
The Titty Twister was revealed be a bar/whorehouse in the middle of the Mexican desert. Despite it's location it was quite an 'eye-opener' of a place. After beating the crap out of the doorman, we enterd the establishment through the large- not unlike those of a castle- wooden doors. The atmosphere was wild with random brawls taking place, nude women dancing on the table tops and podiums above the floor, whores pleasuring their male customers and loud Mexicano rock music filling the room from a live band (Tito & Tarantula). In other words, calling it "rowdy" would be a grave understatement. After having a run-in with the barman/owner, Razor Charlie and the resident bouncer (whom Seth immediately takes a dislike to), Big Emilio, the gang sat at a table near the middle of the bar and we engaged his new "friends" in shot-drinking.
Soon after indulging in few rounds of shot-drinking (which I insisted on my brother to join in)
Razor Charlie took to the nearby stage and announced the main attraction of the evening to the many patrons... Santanico Pandemonium. We had a drink while we watched her dance on the podium.
Then an awful thing happened...
After her show was over, Chet the bouncer, having recovered from his beating, entered the bar with Razor Charlie and Big Emilio at his side. Once they attacked us and stabbed Richie in his wounded hand, we shot all three to death. Upon seeing Richie's blood soaked hand, Santanico morphed into a horrible creature, jumped on Richie's back and sank her fangs into his neck, killing him. It soon became evident that everyone that works at the "Titty Twister" are vampires.
In the ensuing chaos, nearly every biker and trucker in the bar was killed in a bloodbath. Only, I survives, along with a biker named Sex Machine (Tom Savini) who had a gun holstered to his crotch, and Frost (Fred Williamson), a Vietnam War veteran who liked cigars. We managed to kill all of the vampires in the room (including Santanico Pandemonium, Razor Charlie, Big Emillio, Chet Pussy, and a vampire called "Mouth Bitch"), but our problems were not yet over. A host of vampires attempted to enter the bar, which is then barricaded. Also, the slain clients - including Richie - were starting to rise again as vampires and must be destroyed. During the struggle, one of the vampires bit Sex Machine in the arm, who tried to cover up his wound.
We tried to decide what to do next. Some of them suggested staying until dawn. When I said in ever-growing panic that I cannot stand all of this, Frost disagreed, recalling a traumatic event that occurred to him in Vietnam. While he was telling this story, Sex Machine begins to develop vampire traits and when Frost finishes his story, Sex Machine bit him (non-fatally) on the neck. He also managed to bite Jacob in the arm and threw him against a wall, before being thrown through a door by Frost, causing all of the vampires to enter. In the process, Frost also turned into a vampire instantly. I quickly escaped to a back room.
Meanwhile, a friend of mine named Jacob managed to combine a baseball bat and a shotgun in the form of a cross and escapes into the back room where I was hiding. I fashioned weapons from items found in the storeroom (including carving crosses on the remaining bullets in Seth's gun), and prepared to fight the vampires. Jacob made me swear that I would kill him when he inevitably changed into a vampire.
I then made an assault on the undead. I managed to kill Sex Machine (after he turned into a demon rat), and Jacob attacked Frost. However, just after Frost is vanquished, the other vampires stopped attacking Jacob, since Jacob has turned into a vampire himself. He bit another friend named Scott, who is then forced to kill him. Scott was then attacked by several vampires and I was forced to shoot him and his attackers. As the vampires have very poor reactions to anything blessed, the bullets blow up their bodies, which blew up Scott as well.
I quickly got surrounded by the vampires, but then streams of sunlight shine through holes in the walls, showing that it is now dawn. I quickly shot holes into the walls through which sunlight pours in, holding the remaining vampires at bay. Just then, Carlos attempted to enter the building. On my call his bodyguards blast open the door, and the sunlight streaming in in a broad beam (and a disco ball on the ceiling reflecting it into every corner of the bar) blew up all of the remaining vampires.
I fled the building as the vampires go up in flames. I berated Carlos for choosing the "Titty Twister" as my rendezvous and demanded that now I would pay Carlos only 15% (rather than 30% as per their prior agreement) because of Richie and the Fullers' deaths. Eventually, the two agree to 25%. I left with Carlos. Though I was tempted to take other people with me, I stated my famous line, "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard." (This line is parodied by Australian satire band TISM with their song "I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt"). I allowed Carlos to continue.
As we left, the "Titty Twister" was revealed to be actually the top of a buried ancient Aztec Temple, presumably the home of vampires for centuries, and reveals hundreds of trucks and bikes that have been toppled down the side of the cliff following their owners' untimely demise.
[edit] El Ray
We arrived in El Ray just as it turned dusk. And I opened the door, then... PANIC!!! Jesus Christ must have resurrected Richie, as if anything never happened. On the way, we saw Jack Veruulen and ran.
