User:The Machine UK

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Hi! I'm The Machine. Welcome to my user page. There's not much to see here yet, as although I've been visiting Wikipedia for ages, at the time of writing (April 14th, 2008) I've only just taken the plunge and 'joined', so be gentle with me.

My opinions (N.B. They're just that - opinions!) This user thinks that American English is an oxymoron. This user thinks that the U.S.A.'s Second Amendment was one of the worst ideas in their history; one with which they are now stuck. This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.† This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.* This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

Hobbies and interests This user plays chess (badly). kbd-1 This user is a novice keyboardist. This user knows basic music theory. This user is interested in music theory. This user is a Kakuro addict u This user still plays Unreal Tournament. EE This user still plays Empire Earth. WWE This user is a fan of WWE and TNA, but realises that they're not the only promotions out there. TNA WCW This user was a fan of WCW This user is a fan of Edge. This user is a BTCC fan. This user is a Matt Neal fan.

About me This user lives in the United Kingdom. This user lives in England. en- gb-N This user is a native speaker of British English. This user is male. This user was born on Bonfire Night. This user is a child at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up. sibs-0 This user is an only child. This user is left-handed. This user is a cat lover.

Wikipedia-related This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. This user has been a member of Wikipedia since April 10th, 2008. wiki-1 This user is a beginning Wikipedia editor. This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. This user wishes free-use images weren't so hard to find. incr This editor is an incrementalist.