User:The Last Melon

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Hi, everyone. I'm The Last Melon.

Right now I'm just experimenting with my userboxes; please let me know if I've screwed up excessively.

So, I spend my time patrolling Wikipedia's Recent Changes. Since I don't feel enough of an expert on anything to meaningfully contribute, I've decided to do what I can for Wikipedia by hunting down and killing wiping vandals. I have a tendency to attach (what I think are) witty comments to my rollbacks, and so often get beaten to the punch. As well, I use a tactic of rollbacking that I like to call The Suspicious Bastard method. I hide logged in users and look for anonymous contributions that have added characters - somewhere between 25 and 500 is generally my range. More often than not, I'll catch somebody who tried to slip under the radar - and I don't have to worry about people sneaking in and rolling back before me.

I live in that big, snowy place called Canada and have a sense of humour. This has now gotten me into trouble once; I have a nasty feeling it will do so many more times...

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Wikipedia:Babel en This user is a native speaker of English. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. Search user languages	CA This user uses Canadian English spelling.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.	AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.	This user is a checkers player.
This user settled Catan.	This user enjoys playing chess.
This user passed GO ! (…so where is my $200?)	This user plays Risk.
S1 This user is a Scrabble player.	This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

cvg-1 This user is a n00b gamer.	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
AYB This user knows that "all your base are belong to us."	This user likes to play Strategy games on a computer.
X This user plays the Xbox.

@ This user does not wish to disclose his/her email or screen name.	Add This user is addicted to internet communities.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind.
This user uses Windows XP.	This user contributes using a PC.

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.	wiki-1 This user is a beginning Wikipedia editor.
This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.	CUV This user is dedicated to cleaning up vandalism.
This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.	This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user plays the oboe.	This user plays the piano.
This user loves userboxes.	LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.