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Hi, everyone. I'm The Last Melon.
Right now I'm just experimenting with my userboxes; please let me know if I've screwed up excessively.
So, I spend my time patrolling Wikipedia's Recent Changes. Since I don't feel enough of an expert on anything to meaningfully contribute, I've decided to do what I can for Wikipedia by hunting down and killing wiping vandals. I have a tendency to attach (what I think are) witty comments to my rollbacks, and so often get beaten to the punch. As well, I use a tactic of rollbacking that I like to call The Suspicious Bastard method. I hide logged in users and look for anonymous contributions that have added characters - somewhere between 25 and 500 is generally my range. More often than not, I'll catch somebody who tried to slip under the radar - and I don't have to worry about people sneaking in and rolling back before me.
I live in that big, snowy place called Canada and have a sense of humour. This has now gotten me into trouble once; I have a nasty feeling it will do so many more times...
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ANAL 4 |
This user advocates good grammar usage. |
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AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz. |
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This user thinks Sudoku is too hard. |
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This user enjoys playing chess. |
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This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
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This user plays Risk. |
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This user plays the Xbox.
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This user does not wish to disclose his/her email or screen name. |
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G |
This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
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This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
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This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. |
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This user plays the oboe. |
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This user plays the piano. |
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