User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back

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A dadaist masterwork by User:Outriggr commissioned by The Fat Man Who Never Came Back on the occasion of his birthday

[edit] No one wants to look at stupid pictures of your cat

No one except me, of course. You may contribute to the Fat Man's Catbook here. You may also wish to contribute to the Fat Man's Dogbook.

[edit] Who is the Fat Man Who Never Came Back?

The Fat Man absconds from a mob of detractors

All your questions are answered here.

[edit] What do others think of The Fat Man Who Never Came Back?

Find out here.

[edit] More amusing user names

Vandals tend to have the funniest names. The best non-vandal user names are listed below:

• AN OLD MAN ON CRACK (indefinitely blocked )
• Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry
• Coccyx Bloccyx
• I am the guy who writes most of the featured articles
• I am your friend,and I have MONEY!
• LegitimateAndEvenCompelling
• Seans Potato Business
• The Thin Man Who Never Leaves

[edit] See also

• Wikipedian usernames editors have expressed concern over

[edit] Essays I am too fat and lazy to write

• Wikipedia:Pugnacious editing, a thinly veiled knock-off of Wikipedia:Tendentious editing, but it will be way better

[edit] Indefinitely blocked sockpuppets that I operate

• The Fat Man Who Left but Returned a Short While Later

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