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[edit] Welcome to the Abode of The Great SPOOFER! (AKA: TheGreatSPOOFER user page)
Beware of Doug. (Yes I meant to say Doug)
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This user can't wait until May 21. |
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This User is against the United States of America becoming part of the North American Union |
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This user can't wait until May 21. |
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This user believes that life begins at conception
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This user prefers warm weather. |
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This user owns a Wii and thinks that it's a great deal!
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This user likes Pixar and their films. |
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This user's favourite subject is History.
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Hello this is the page of The Great SPOOFER. If I know you then welcome if I don't...
[edit] Slightly about me...
Lets start off with saying this, I am VIP of VCP, as well as Co-founder of TDTE. I also enjoy indulging in the ancient art of Randomness. I am the author of the book, My Book, A tale of Randomness, (Its not finished yet). I am a homeschooler, I know the ancient language of Tripmunk, My favorite word is Affiliated, and my favorite color is Purple. Watching AFV is an addictive past time for me, on the TV, on the computer, and in real life :).
[edit] Monk: The TV series
Monk Is a TV series that I have the pleasure of watching ever so often, it is perfect for that moment when you want a comady, as well as a mystery. Its about a detective, Adrian Monk (Played by three-time Emmy Award- and Golden Globe-winning, Tony Award -nominated American television and film actor, Tony Shalhoub), who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, ever since his wife Trudy died in a car bomb, and he was expelled from the police force. He eventually got a nurse to help him around, not that he is really that disabled, its mostly a mind thing, although the nurse does help him in that she gives him wipes. He actually went through two nurses, first was Sharona Fleming, then after a couple of seasons, she left and Natalie Teeger takes her place. Monk cunsults also for the police, and two key characters who work for the Police, are Captian Leland Stottlemeyer, who is Monks friend from the force who usually calls Monk in when he has trouble in an investiagtion, and Lieutenant Randy Disher, who is Stottlemeyers qwerky assistant. Those are most of the main charcaters, except for Monks Phsyciatrist, Dr. Krogar, played by Stanley Kamel. Although recently Stanley Kamel died of heart attack, thus the character Dr, Krogar will not participate in any more episodes. The show is really funny, and starts out with the murder, then the theme song, It's a Jungle out There written by Randy Newman. Surprisengly enough, there are quite alot of fans of this movie, and alot of them use the word quite often "Monkish" this term is used for someone who likes things to be streight, perfect, and clean. They also quote Monk, for instance his famous ones are, "You'll thank me later," and "Its a gift and a curse."
[edit] Prince Caspian
Being a Narnia fan ever since I was young, I went to see Prince Caspian at 9:15 in the morning on friday may 16th 2008. For a movie, it was great, and it really kept you intrested. but as a follower of the book, and the last movie they made, LWW, it really didn't come up to par. My favorite character although in the movie, is Edmund Pevensie (who is played by Skandar Keynes, especially in this film. I like how he proved himself as a knight, aswell as how he has definantly changed since the last film, where he betrayed everyone. I also enjoy the character of Reepicheep, He acted just how he should, according to the book, and he brought some humor to the story. The scores in the movie were great, and when it came to the songs sung by people, two of them were really good. My favorites are The Call and This Is Home (This Is Home, was by Switchfoot.
[edit] Gaming History of Me
I was always A PC kinda guy, until the Wii came out. I finally got a wii around January of 2008, and its awesome, except the few glitches I had to go through. One was that dots would come up on the screen when every I played any game. It was bearable, until it got worse, like the Mii's, they had them all over there face! So we finally sent it back to Nintendo, and after a week or so, they fixed it, and sent it back. Now the Wii works fine, and I am working my way through Mario Kart Wii, which I got the day after it came out, And My Sims.
My affiliation with TDTE (The Duct Tape Elite) Goes down deep, especially since I am the Co-founder of TDTE. It is my job to organize things, like events, and email sent out to those whom may want to join. Although TDTE, was actually founded by a certain being who was trained in the ways of Duct Tape, Randomness, and Justin. It was is his precision, and his ability to stick by the side of Duct Tape, despite the wave of disbelief and mocking made by others who didn't understand him, that gave me the Idea to form an elite group, to stand by the side of each other, when the time of truth would arise. Our group not only stands on Duct Tape, but it also stands on Randomness, Justin, and other things which can be found on the founder of TDTE pages. The founder is Pirate GreenBug he also has something on his page about TDTE, as well as the email sent out to those who want to join the TDTE. TDTE was also inspired by quotes like this one "One thing a Southern boy will never say is, 'I don't think duct tape will fix it.'" Keith Canfield.
For more info on the TDTE go to the TDTE Page
[edit] History of TDTE
The TDTE began formulating in the mind of the Co-founder, after talking with the Founder on a field playing sports against his will. It was after the Co-founder went home, that he sat down, and began thinking of all things...Random. Soon after formulating ideas, Such as Duct Tape Elite, The Co-founder mounted himself infront of his computer, typing out all his ideas. Soon after that he made a legal documant, stating that he is the Co-founder of the TDTE, and he soon signed it. About a month after that, The Co-founder began sending out emails, asking people if they want to join, and he made a nice prospect. It was soon after this occurred that he finally was able to make contact with the founder, and TDTE as prospered magnificently since. Soon after that, TDTE had their first Wikipedia-response member,User:Roman Emerald Pirate, sign up. Since then, the TDTE Homepage was created by the Founder, and many new Userboxes were added in an official-looking fashion. The Founder then decided TDTE needed some form of Government, and decided to make TDTE's Government a Hierarchy-style one. A few hours after that, the Founder had the random idea of going to an oil-changing place to take pictures of Duct Tape inside of a small, cramped room with an angry employee complaining about how Duct Tape doesn't fit in with a Car Oil-Changing place. After being expelled from the oil-changing place, the Founder decided to take he pictures in his own backyard. The Founder then downloaded his Duct Tape pictures onto his computer, and after a bit of editing, made the first TDTE symbol, which can be seen on the top of the TDTE Page.
Duplicate of the TDTE Contract, signed by the Co-Founder. (Click to enlarge)
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[edit] Ron Paul
Ron Paul is a 10-term Republican Congressman, a former flight surgeon in the US Air Force, a best selling author and a medical doctor (OB/GYN) that has delivered more than 4,000 babies! That is why he believes that life begins at conception. He never took payments from the government as a doctor. Instead, he would do work for free or a reduced fee.
He is known as “The Taxpayers Best Friend” Because he has done so many things to aid them. For example, in congress, Ron Paul has never voted to raise taxes. Also, He does not participate in the lucrative Congressional pension program because he does not think it is fair to taxpayers. Dr. Paul even paid for the college educations of his five children instead of letting them have government loans. Also, Ron Paul wants to secure our borders, and is the only major candidate of either party that wants our troops to come home NOW!
Now let’s look at Ron Paul as a person. First off I shall say this; Ron Paul is one of the most principled man I have ever encountered. He has been married to his wife Carol for over 50 years, showing that he is very devoted, and loyal. Furthermore, he is extremely honest, genuine, and you always know where he stands. Also, he believes in following the Constitution and the rule of law, and is exactly what our country needs, as well as what God wants. That is why I support Ron Paul for president, by holding up signs for him, and telling people about him.
[edit] My view on the pirates movie
Pirates was first introduced into my life one day when we decided to go to blockbuster, and we did not know what to get. I looked on my computer and saw Pirates of the Caribbean as a movie to get at Blockbuster. So we rented it, and watched it, and immediately noted that it was one of the best films I had ever seen. I then watched it again, and again, in fact I watched it every day, until the day that I had to return it. Soon the second one came out, and we rented that one as well, although it was not as good, and I can not find any redeemable value for the film, except for that fact that it catered to the making of a parody film on youtube, featuring a line of Jack Sparrow ..."I've got a jar of dirt." This line repeats rather annoyingly, if not for the catchy tune, to say the most, that goes with it. The movie "I've got a jar of Dirt" can be found on youtube to this day, and I recommend watching it. Next, as you probably know, the third Pirates movie came out, which was not as good as the first one, although it was good compared to the second. Not wishing to ruin the movie to any of you who have not seen the third one, I will just say this I was quite upset with the ending. It did not give you that feeling of, "Oh, that was a great movie, lets watch it again, then recommend it to a friend." Instead I got the feeling like, "That was a rather balmy end, I'd hate to every see it again, although, I feel as if I want to watch it again, just in case it has a new ending."
[edit] Spider-man
I have been a fan of Spider-man for a while now, But it was only just recent when I really started liking Spider-man, after I watched the first film for the first time, about three years ago, I took a liking to them. I even own a Spider-man license that I bought at a little store in Tennessee. I now hold it in my wallet, so that where ever I am, I can show people that I am a Spider-man fan. I have now seen all three movies, and I like them all. My favorite enemy of Spider-man is Sandman. I dont really know why, I just know that I think he is really cool! Recently I have taken up a liking to watching the new Spider-man comic TV series, The Spectacular Spider-Man. Its rather good for a cartoon that is, and the catch lines made by Spider-man during battles are exceptionally funny if you ask me. I also have on my Igoogle page, a spider by the name of Harvey. The reason for this is since I have become a fan of Spider-man, I have also become a fan of Spiders, for I find them rather remarkable creatures. Also Harvey resembles the spider-man trademark.
[edit] The Snicker-er
The Snicker-er, is a fictitious creature made up by, well, me during a very random moment. The looks of the common Snicker-er, are basic. They look strangely like a Chipmunk, except they are green, and the shape of a jelly bean. They still have the chipmunkish tale, and in the front they have your basic chipmunk nose. They also have hair on the top of there head that is the same style of the Beatles pop rock band. They also have huge eyes, that are usually open. The Snicker-er is thus called, for there avid love for snickerdoodles, a delightful cookie, flavored with Cinnamon sugar.
[edit] Hunting the Snicker-er
Hunting the Snicker-er is not yet illegal, but I am working on doing so. Traditionally one takes a big stick, or an object similar in size and shape, then whacks a bush until the Snicker-er jumps out, then you bop them on the head. I have been an avid supporter of the movement against the hunting of these rare species, which is rare for me since I usually don't care if an animal is hunted or not.
The Common Snicker-er, Drawn by me.
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[edit] Random
Being the Co-founder of TDTE, and the kinda person I am, I take randomness very seriously. The act of being random is when you do such things as sticking a toaster to your face. Now I am not really saying that I want you to go into your kitchen and stick a toaster to your face, and I have several reasons why you shouldn't. The first reason is that people will most likely look at you weird, and I know this from experience with different things I've done. The second reason is, that what if something was cooking in there, you would burn your face off. reason three is that someone is bound to finally yell at you. and last reason, reason four for those of you who cant count, is that I was being random in saying that you should glue a toaster to your face. perfectly knowing that I didn't really mean that I wanted you to do...Did that make much sense? because if it did, then your good. Being random is so important to me, and thats why I said "life would be boring without the word Random, unless the word Random was said different, like Qixipuz, but still meant the same thing." Well thats all I have for you now about randomness, and If you would like to get a full study on being random, then I suggest that you move to random Island, Canada, live in a small cottage, eating nothing but rice pudding, and reading the dictionary definition for random ten times a day, for ten years... Ha! got you again, I was just being random!
