User:TheGrappler

Here is the complete text of the article Gayness when created at 13:10, August 21, 2005 by the unregistered User:60.225.94.114.

Nothing surprising, just typical Newpages crud. Within minutes it had been tagged for WP:CLEANUP. A few minutes later whole new paragraph was added, the final act of User:60.225.94.114's brief career as a Wikipedian. This extra paragraph, presumably added to comply with the request for cleanup, read:

Knowing that the article still required some tender love and attention, the creator kindly left the cleanup tag. The Wikipedian community took pity on the article, cared for it, nurtured it, and helped it to grow... so that by the time it was nominated for deletion in November 2007, some time after the article's second birthday, it had been transformed into an encyclopedic classic:

The frightening thing isn't that this article was able to sit on Wikipedia for two years before anybody noticed it. The really frightening thing is that people did. Actually the edit history is quite long. It was tended to. The name of the article was bolded; the article was categorized; the categorization was changed (from Category:Homosexuality to Category:LGBT); passing bots descended to fix and date the cleanup tags. At one stage, a vandal attacked the page by adding Image:Example.jpg to it, but fortunately a dedicated vandal-fighter restored the page to its former glory within minutes, and admonished the vandal with a warning. It worked — the user never vandalized Gayness again. On several occasions, the page was reduced to a redirect to Gay, but vigilant IP users reverted this. Not all unregistered users were unproductive: one was thoughtful enough to leave the talk page comment "What the hell is this? Looks like vandalism to me"... but the article stood for several months before these words were heeded.

Fortunately, for most of the two years, the page only appeared as a redirect. However, there were considerable periods (days rather than minutes) of time for which the nonsense was displayed. What valuable conclusions can we draw from two years in the life of Gayness on Wikipedia?

• Although many articles created or edited by unregistered users are (or will evolve to be) useful, they also need special scrutiny.
• Most edits add little value. Bearing in mind this page's extensive edit history, by the time of its deletion it should have been one of the most outstanding examples of literature on gayness available on the internet... but it wasn't. It's a good demonstration that many edits are either cosmetic or trivial. There is a theory that as the number of edits per page on Wikipedia grows, the encyclopedia will substantially increase in quality — some skepticism may be warranted.
• There's not much point performing minor cleanup tasks (like bolding the article name) on an article that really requires deletion.
• Orphaned and dead-end articles that have existed for some time (so don't appear on newpages lists) are hard to come across. Something rubbish may sit unnoticed for a long time, and may only be noticed if a user performs a (possibly unusual) search or reaches it via the random page feature.
• Tagging a page for cleanup may result in a long wait before anything gets done about it.
• If an article (including its previous revisions) lacks value or is harmful, changing the page to a redirect and leaving the rubbish version in the history makes it easy for vandals to revert back and such a reversion may go undetected. It might be worth deleting first, then creating a redirect as a new article.
• Administrative law is boring.

All of these things are well-known already, but the Gayness incident is a pretty scary example of how they can all come together...

[edit] Stuff I need to get round to doing at some point....

• List of lakes in Norway: get this to FLC at some point
• Need to write Zollverein Colliery: a World Heritage Site in Germany.
• Want to write Echelsbach Bridge: once Germany's largest single-span reinforced concrete bridge... how interesting is that? :-)