User:TheDynasty

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TheDynasty is the Wikipedia username of Hermitage High School graduate Andrew Curtis Jenkins. Jenkins was born on September 18, 1989, in Springfield, Missouri.

In elementary school (at Hermitage Elementary School in Hermitage, Missouri), Jenkins skipped first grade because he was such an exceptional student. On May 11, 2007, Jenkins graduated from Hermitage High School as valedictorian.

Jenkins's hobbies include: collecting autographed Wikipedia pages (his first was Jim Trelease and his most recent is Christian author Lee Strobel), surfing Wikipedia, changing Wikipedia pages to include fun facts (including Kellye Nakahara, Rebecca Romijn and Dom DeLuise), listening to music (by such great artists as Nena, Republica and Deep Blue Something), and keeping up on celebrity news. Andrew has created two Wikipedia pages: Julie Piekarski and Tom Wade Huntington.

Jenkins's favorite actor is Dom DeLuise, not to be confused with Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme. His favorite actress is a toss up between Piper Perabo and Audrey Hepburn, the latter because she shares the same name as a saint...Saint Audrey.

Jenkins works at the The Index (Hermitage's newspaper) as the office intern preparing for his future career in journalism. Jenkins is part of FBLA, FCA, Student Council, and the National Honor Society.

Andrew Jenkins' best friend is Kyle Roberts. Roberts is a known diabetic and Leukemia survivor. Jenkins' posse includes: Virginia Kennedy (who shares his love of pop culture nonsense), Christy Dablemont, and Lindsay Acker.

Andrew currently resides in Polk, Missouri. He is also attending the University of Missouri at Columbia (Mizzou) to pursue a degree in journalism.

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Andrew is a collecter of WWII memorabilia.

This is Andrew's friend Jenny. As you can see, she doesn't know how to use a computer.

Andrew's great uncle died during the Holocaust; he fell from a guard tower.

Andrew's favorite author is Maya Angelou.

Maya Angelou looks like a skinny Aretha Franklin.

Aretha Franklin is often confused for Fat Albert.

A good picture of Paul Prudhomme on his own can of seasoning.

One of Andrew's favorite actresses is Suzanne Pleshette, who he prefers to call Suzette Pleshette.

Perhaps Pleshette could play Tammy Faye Messner in any upcoming Lifetime or TBN biography of her. As they say, the higher the hair, the closer to God.

And if Pleshette couldn't find work there, Phyllis Diller will be dead soon.

Or, she could pull off a good Don King in blackface.

Like this...

And Carol Channing...

However, Andrew's favorite actress of all time is Piper Perabo of Slap Her... She's French fame...oh, and she was in that film called Coyote Ugly.

Andrew's favorite video clip is on YouTube and entitled "Benny Hinn Let the Bodies Hit the Floor."

Two of Andrew's favorite young actresses are Bijou Phillips and Mischa Barton.

Andrew's uncle, Jerry B. Jenkins, is one of the writers of the novel Left Behind.

This is a picture of Vladimir Lenin in his eternal resting place.

I think this picture of Lenin looks more like Tsar Nicholas II of Russia.

Nicholas's entire family is now canonized into the Russian Orthodox sainthood.

Including Anastasia.

Anastasia is often confused for Heather O'Rourke. Andrew will name his first born daughter Audrey Victoria, after Saint Audrey and Victoria Beckham.

Beckham vaguely resembles Cocaine Kate Moss.

Andrew's favorite band is Germany's own Dschinghis Khan, which is similar to Boney M. I thought I would just throw in this picture of Nanette Fabray.

Andrew's great uncle, Charles, was axed to death in an attempted prison break at San Quentin and a memorial can still be found there in his honor.

Andrew's mother, Cheryl, owns one of the only autographed editions of "Iran Caboose" by Lillian Aye. She inherited the book from her mother, Ruth, who was close friends with Aye.

Andrew caused what many call an "international incident" when he mistakenly used the term "fanny pack" while participating in the Bridge Climb in Sydney, Australia.