The Visa

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“The Visa”
Seinfeld episode
Episode no. Season 4
Episode 55
Written by Peter Mehlman
Directed by Tom Cherones
Guest stars Brian George & Ping Wu
Original airdate January 27, 1993
Season 4 episodes
Seinfeld - Season 4
August 1992 - May 1993
  1. "The Trip, Part 1"
  2. "The Trip, Part 2"
  3. "The Pitch"
  4. "The Ticket"
  5. "The Wallet"
  6. "The Watch"
  7. "The Bubble Boy"
  8. "The Cheever Letters"
  9. "The Opera"
  10. "The Virgin"
  11. "The Contest"
  12. "The Airport"
  13. "The Pick"
  14. "The Movie"
  15. "The Visa"
  16. "The Shoes"
  17. "The Outing"
  18. "The Old Man"
  19. "The Implant"
  20. "The Junior Mint"
  21. "The Smelly Car"
  22. "The Handicap Spot"
  23. "The Pilot, Part 1"
  24. "The Pilot, Part 2"
List of Seinfeld episodes

"The Visa" is the fifty-fifth episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. It was the 15th episode of the 4th season. It aired on January 27, 1993.

[edit] Plot

George meets a female Chinese lawyer who thinks he is very funny, so he tells Jerry not to be funny around her. Jerry adopts a dark and disturbed persona which ends up attracting the woman too. The lawyer ends up being the sister of Ping, the chinese food delivery boy that Elaine had encountered in ("The Virgin").

Kramer returns early from baseball fantasy camp, where he accidentally punched Mickey Mantle. A mix-up with Jerry's mail, which Elaine was supposed to pick up, causes Babu Bhatt to be arrested for not renewing his visa. Jerry tries to get the lawyer to help Babu, but George's honesty, when his relationship is threatened, causes Babu to be deported to Pakistan and Elaine to still be sued by the delivery boy, Ping, whom she had hit previously ("The Virgin"). Babu Bhatt wants revenge on Jerry whom he calls a "very bad man".

[edit] Quotes

  • George: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.
  • Jerry: Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
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