The Susie

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“The Susie”
Seinfeld episode

Elaine with Peggy, the woman who calls her "Susie."
Episode no. Season 8
Episode 149
Written by David Mandel
Directed by Andy Ackerman
Guest stars Lee Arenberg
Original airdate February 13, 1997
Season 8 episodes
Seinfeld - Season 8
September 1996 - May 1997
  1. "The Foundation"
  2. "The Soul Mate"
  3. "The Bizarro Jerry"
  4. "The Little Kicks"
  5. "The Package"
  6. "The Fatigues"
  7. "The Checks"
  8. "The Chicken Roaster"
  9. "The Abstinence"
  10. "The Andrea Doria"
  11. "The Little Jerry"
  12. "The Money"
  13. "The Comeback"
  14. "The Van Buren Boys"
  15. "The Susie"
  16. "The Pothole"
  17. "The English Patient"
  18. "The Nap"
  19. "The Yada Yada"
  20. "The Millennium"
  21. "The Muffin Tops"
  22. "The Summer of George"
List of Seinfeld episodes

"The Susie" is the 149th episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 15th episode for the 8th season. It aired on February 13, 1997.

[edit] Plot

Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as "a phoney" ("The Parking Space"), has become a bookie. Kramer, who has a gambling problem, wants Jerry to place bets with Mike on his behalf. Elaine's co-worker Peggy thinks that Elaine is a different woman named "Susie". George is excited about Steinbrenner's ball because he wants to be able to show off his tall, beautiful girlfriend Alison by making a "grand entrance".

George's plans to take Alison to the ball are put in jeopardy when he finds out that she is planning to break up with him beforehand. He therefore goes to great lengths to avoid her saying that "if she can't find me, she can't break up with me".

Kramer, who has a gambling problem, begins to live out his gambling addiction through Jerry, by placing bets in Jerry's name. But when Jerry wins, Mike the bookie can't pay up. When Jerry accidentally closes his car trunk door on Mike's thumbs, Mike becomes afraid of him. Later, Mike tries to make it up to Jerry by fixing his trunk but gets trapped inside.

Meanwhile, Peggy starts talking to "Susie" (actually Elaine) about Elaine, making derogatory comments about her. Elaine becomes angry, partly because of the comments, but also, bizarrely, because Peggy addresses her as '"Suze" rather than Susie. When Peterman overhears he wants to resolve the conflict and demands a meeting between Peggy, Elaine and "Susie". Elaine becomes so tired of pretending to be the fake Susie, Jerry tells her that she should kill her off. Mike overhears, and believing Susie to be a real person, becomes even more terrified of Jerry, thinking that he is a killer.

Elaine tells Peterman that Susie committed suicide and a bereaved Peterman organizes a memorial service for her. Elaine delivers the eulogy at the wake, but becomes confused when Peterman announces that he had slept with "Susie". Peggy is even more confused to see Elaine, thinking she was Susie. When she tells Jerry "I guess I never met Susie", he claims to have slept with both Elaine and Susie. The service comes to an abrupt end when Mike bursts in and accuses Jerry of murdering Susie, but Jerry seems unconcerned, merely commenting to Peggy "Not only that, I broke his thumbs".

Finally, when Alison can't find George to break up with him, she uses Kramer as a go-between and Kramer breaks up with George on her behalf. Kramer shows up at the Ball in Alison's place and after a scuffle in the lobby, Kramer and George burst into the main hall, making a "grand entrance" of their own.

Elaine is glad to be rid of Susie, but Peterman tells her he's establishing a foundation in Susie's honor and expects Elaine to devote all of her non-working hours to running it. Elaine screams out "SUZE!"

[edit] Trivia

  • George's answering machine message is a parody of the Greatest American Hero theme song, "Believe it or Not", originally sung by Joey Scarbury and written by Stephen Geyer and Mike Post. When recording the message for this episode, Jason Alexander (an accomplished musical theater performer) actually sang it too well for it to convincingly sound like somebody as tone-deaf as George Costanza, and thus sang it again, intentionally only putting half the effort into it.
  • Kramer makes reference to basketball star Reggie Miller when he says that they got into a fight when he threw a hot dog at him, but they later made up and went to a strip club.
  • Peggy (Megan Cole) clashes with Elaine again in the season 9 episodeThe Apology.
  • Elaine screaming "SUZE!" while the camera rolls upwards is an homage to Captain Kirk yelling, "KHAN! in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. George also did this when he learned that he would have to run Susan's foundation, in an earlier episode. The same 'camera-roll' angle was later used in The Dealership, when George was cringing over Twix.
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