The Long Legs of the Law

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Only Fools and Horses episode
"The Long Legs of the Law"
Series 2
Writer John Sullivan
Director Ray Butt
Producer Ray Butt
Duration 30 minutes
Airdate 21 October 1982
Audience 7.7 million

The Long Legs of the Law is the first episode of series 2 of the BBC sit-com, Only Fools and Horses. It was first broadcast on 21 October 1982. The title of the episode was a pun on the police term "the long arm of the law".

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[edit] Synopsis

It is the morning after a party at the Nag's Head attended by Del Boy and Rodney, which broke into a near-riot. It emerges that to break up the trouble, a young policewoman had been sent, and Del teases Rodney for trying to ask her out for a date whilst she was dealing with the offenders. Only later does Rodney reveal that he had in fact been successful, and has thus arranged an evening out with her, much to Del's horror.

It ends in an argument, with Rodney accusing Del of trying to run his life, and Del countering with details of how he had raised Rodney since he was five. But despite Del's pleas, Rodney takes Sandra out. Del and Grandad solemnly consider the implications of Rodney dating a police officer for their business. Del ultimately concludes that "one wrong word from that plonker Rodney and [Del] could end up doing five years."

Rodney returns home late at night and Grandad reveals to Del that he has brought Sandra home with him, resulting in a panic-stricken Del frantically trying to hide some of the illegal goods in the flat, including three cases of export-only Gin and some stolen watches recently purchased from Trigger. Rodney and Sandra come in, and Del suddenly realises that Rodney has given her one of Trigger's watches. He gets it off her after "accidentally" spilling some gin over it, but says that they can't give her another glass of gin, since they have run out, only for Rodney – without thinking – to reveal the three cases of it hastily hidden behind the curtains by Del. All an exasperated Del Boy can do is shudder and bemoan what a plonker his brother is.

Back outside Sandra's flat, she and Rodney say goodnight. She also tells Rodney that she had indeed observed all the illegal goods in the flat, despite Del's efforts to conceal them, and gives them 24 hours to get rid of it all, before she returns with the CID.

The final scene shows the Trotters in their now near-empty flat, with all three still frantically removing stuff and Del still threatening to kill Rodney for getting them into the mess.

[edit] Episode cast

Actor Role
David Jason Del Boy
Nicholas Lyndhurst Rodney
Lennard Pearce Grandad
Roy Heather Sid
Kate Saunders Sandra

[edit] First appearances

  • Sid

[edit] Episode concept

The idea for the script was based on John Sullivan's niece, who worked as a policewoman.[1]

[edit] Quotes

  • Grandad: You've always been a bad 'un, Rodney.
Rodney: What 'cos I didn't wear a crash helmet?
Grandad: I mean smoking mari-jew-arna!
  • Grandad: (to Sandra) Rodney's got a police record!
Del: That's right, it's "Walking on the Moon!"
  • Sandra: Now, what do you think my commanding officer would do if he found me in possession of stolen property?
Rodney: Put you in charge of the Christmas Club more like.

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Preceded by
Christmas Crackers
Only Fools and Horses
21 October 1982
Succeeded by
Ashes to Ashes