The Goddamned Dutch
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The Goddamned Dutch (aka "The Souse Family" or "Drunk Last Night") is a traditional drinking song found among Hash House Harriers, Rugby players and fraternities. Also known as "Glorious", it first appeared in the book "Gentleman About Town, Immortalia" in 1927.
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[edit] Traditional Lyrics
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- Drunk last night. Drunk the night before,
- Gonna get drunk tonight like I never been drunk before,
- For when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be;
- For I am a member of the Souse family,
- Now the Souse family is the best family
- That ever came over from Old Germany.
- With the Highland Dutch, and the Lowland Dutch;
- And the Rotterdam Dutch, and the God damned Dutch.
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- Now when God made the Dutch, he didn't make much;
- But he surely made 'em better than the Rotterdam Dutch
- Sing Glorious!
- Sing Glorious!
- Sing one keg of beer for the four of us!
- Sing and glory be to God that there are no more of us;
- For four of us can drink it all alone!
[edit] Alternative Lyrics
- Sung by the U.S. Navy Seabees as a running cadence:
We build and we fight,
And we drink every night.
Drunk last night drunk the night before.
Gonna get drunk like I never have before.
Because when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be.
I'm just a member of Alpha company.
Glorious so glorious
One keg of beer to the four of us.
One of us could drink it all alone damn near!
- Drinking song for the University of California, Berkeley[1]
Oh, they had a little party down in Newport;
There was Harry, there was Mary, there was Grace.
Oh, they had a little party down in Newport,
And they had to carry Harry from the place.
Oh, they had to carry Harry to the ferry,
And the ferry carried Harry to the shore;
And the reason that they had to carry Harry to the ferry
Was that Harry couldn't carry any more.
For California, for California,
The hills send back the cry,
We're out to do or die,
For California, for California,
We'll win the game or know the reason why.
And when the game is over, we will buy a keg of booze,
And drink to California 'till we wobble in our shoes.
So drink, tra la la,
Drink, tra la la,
Drink, drank, drunk last night,
Drunk the night before;
Gonna get drunk tonight
Like I never got drunk before;
For when I'm drunk, I'm as happy as can be
For I am member of the Souse family.
Now the Souse family is the best family
That ever came over from old Germany.
There's the Highland Dutch, and the Lowland Dutch, The Rotterdam Dutch, and the Irish.
Sing glorious, victorious, One keg of beer for the four of us. Sing glory be to God that there are no more of us, For one of us could drink it all alone. Damn near. Here's to the Irish, dead drunk. The lucky stiffs....
- Used by the University Football Club in Perth, Australia
1,2,3, The uni boys are we,
4,5,6, We've got 'em in a fix
7,8,9, We'll beat 'em every time
Drunk Last night. Drunk the night before.
Gonna Get Drunk like we've never drunk before,
'Cos here we are, as happy as can be,
For we are the boys from the UFC,
Glorious, Victorius
One keg of beer between the four of us,
Thank Christ there are no more of us,
Cos one of us could drink the lot without his pants on,
cos one of us could drink the bloody lot, roll over Mabel,
your Navel's on the other side,
Sung by the wet check quartet,
Haven't had a Raja just yet
So...
SUCK ME OFF AND I DON"T MEAN MAYBE
- Sung on the Williams College campus at rugby and other social events:
What's that smell on the evening breeze?
It's the goddamned dutch eating Limburger cheese!
Singing Glorious! Glorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us!
Glory be to go there ain't more of us!
Because one of us could drink it all - DAMN NEAR!
*Sung by members of the University of Wisconsin Marching Band at social events: "Ssssss...BOOM!..AHHH...(whistle)...A Song!"
Drunk last night, Drunk the night before! Gonna drink tonight like I've never drank before! Cause' when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be! Cause' I'm a member of the Sousse family! Now the Sousse Family is the best family, To ever come over from Old Germany! With the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch And the Rodderdamn Dutch and the GODDAMN DUTCH!
(Chorus) Oh! Glorious! Glorious! One keg of beer for the four of us! Singin' glory to God that there are no more of us, So the four of us can drink it all alone! All alone (drink beer!) All alone (drink beer!) So the four of us can drink it all alone! (On-the-bus!) Singin' glory to God that there are no more of us So the four of us can drink it all alone!
Well the Germans are the drinkers and the Irish are the fighters But the GODDAMN DUTCH go to bed with their mothers!
(Chorus)
There's a smell in the air and it's carried by the breeze It's the GODDAMN DUTCH eat Limburger Cheese!
(Chorus)
Well the Badger Girls' tits are the Badger Boys' pride, Instead of milk, they've got beer inside!
(Chorus)
Well the Badger Boys' pride are the Badger Girls' tits One tap's Miller and the other tap's Schlitz
(Chorus)
Well the Badger Boys' cock is the Badger Girls' pride, Instead of cum they've got rum inside!
(Chorus with a slowed ending followed by "out-up-two-three...and drink!)
