The Germans

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The Germans
Fawlty Towers episode
Episode no. Season 1
Episode 6
Written by John Cleese & Connie Booth
Directed by John Howard Davies
Original airdate 24 October 1975
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"The Germans", alternately titled "The Fire Drill", is the sixth episode of the BBC sitcom Fawlty Towers. It is perhaps the most famous episode of all, in particular for the line "Don't mention the war" and Cleese's "funny walk" when he is impersonating Adolf Hitler.

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[edit] Plot

In this episode, which starts with Basil and Sybil in the hospital (where Sybil is about to have an ingrowing toenail removed), the viewer gets to see Basil's bluntness and sarcasm at its finest.

Basil is not at all sympathetic to Sybil's problem - "I wish it was an ingrowing tongue", and he claps his hands with glee when he finds out that she will be in pain after the operation.

Chivvied out of the hospital by an efficient nurse, Basil returns to the hotel where he begins to put up a moose's head, as instructed by Sybil. She rings to remind him of the task while he is trying to put it up - he replies, "I was just doing it, you stupid woman. I just put it down to come here and be reminded by you to do what I'm already doing. I mean, what is the point of reminding me to do what I'm already doing. I mean what is the bloody point?". The moose head is then left on the front desk. While cleaning under the desk Manuel practises his English, and the Major thinks that it is the moose talking.

It is soon time for a scheduled fire drill. However, in fetching the fire alarm key from the safe, Basil sets off the hotel's burglar alarm, and then abuses guests who assume that the alarm is the fire drill and begin to evacuate. He tells them the latter is a semi-tone higher and demonstrates the two. The actual fire drill is finally held. During the drill Manuel accidentally sets the kitchen on fire. However when he shouts "Fire!", Basil believes he is confused by the drill, and locks him in the burning room - "there is no fire, is only bell!"

Basil finally realises there is a fire - "I don't know how to say this, but... fire. Fire. F-f-f-f-f-fire. FIRE! FIRE!!!", but he can't set off the alarm as he can't find the key. After cursing God he eventually sets it off by smashing the glass with the telephone. He gets a fire extinguisher, managing to spray himself in the face before finally being smacked on the head by Manuel's frying pan. In a rage Basil prepares to punch him, but passes out before he does so. Suffering from concussion, he is taken to hospital, where we see him lying in bed while Sybil is sitting in a chair in the same room. He insults the nursing sister - "Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been." and tries to leave but is put back to bed by a doctor, with whom he is obviously uncomfortable because the doctor is black.

Basil feigns sleep until everyone leaves and then escapes from the hospital, arriving back at the hotel just in time to meet the German guests they have been expecting. The most famous section of all the 12 episodes takes up the last 10 minutes of this one.

Basil can't speak a word of German, and when they tell him, "Wir wollen uns ein Auto mieten" (we want to hire a car), he thinks that they're "volunteering to go out to get some meat". He responds with "not necessary, vee haff meat here in zee building!" He also uses charades to take another group of Germans through to the restaurant, to which the Germans reply in perfect English, "Can we help you?". Basil is shocked and taken aback by the fact they speak English. He warns everyone "Don't mention the war".

However Basil (who, for a change, is actually concussed rather than simply rude) manages to make reference to the war in every sentence he speaks to them. He does an impression of Hitler (despite Polly's desperate attempts to have him do Jimmy Cagney instead)- "I'll do the funny walk" - and proceeds to goose-step across into the lobby and back, still wearing a bandage on his head. When told by one of the Germans that he isn't funny and is upsetting one of their party, Basil responds with "Not funny? I'm trying to cheer her up, you stupid Kraut!". Basil takes their meal order as "two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering and four Colditz salads". One of the furious guests asks: "Will you stop mentioning the War?" "You started it" replies Fawlty. "We did not start it" - "Yes you did, you invaded Poland." The episode ends when Basil is knocked out by the moose which is finally hung up on the wall, fleeing the doctor who has arrived to sedate him. The German group after seeing this said, "However did they win?"

[edit] Cultural impact

  • This episode popularised the phrase "don't mention the war". The Hitler impression has become infamous, and has been compared with the silly walk, also performed by John Cleese. Cleese turned the phrase into a song for the FIFA World Cup 2006, the first time Cleese has played Basil Fawlty for 27 years[1]. The phrase was used as a title for a humorous travel book written by Stewart Ferris and Paul Bassett, detailing travels through Germany and other European countries. It is also the title of a book by John Ramsden, published in 2006, which examines Anglo-German relations since 1890 and a 2004 Radio 4 documentary looking at the British perception of Germans.[2]
  • This was the only episode from the series to be omitted when it was first aired in Germany, for reasons of cultural sensitivity. It has subsequently been shown there and has become, along with Basil's phrase "Don't mention the war!", iconic. It is now often used to illustrate the fact that a part of the British public has become obsessed with anything connected to Nazism or World War II.
  • This episode was voted as number 11 in Channel 4's One Hundred Greatest TV Moments in 1999.[3]
  • UKTV Gold a channel that regularly shows Fawlty Towers, agrees that while The Germans is the most famous episode, the best episode is Communication Problems.[4]

[edit] Trivia

  • Andrew Sachs suffered burns to his entire arms whilst filming the sequence in the kitchen when Manuel caught fire. He had his arms in bandages for the rest of filming, and still bears scars to this day. This was the second occasion that Sachs was hurt via Fawlty Towers, having been seriously concussed by the frying pan-over-the-head routine in the climax of the episode "The Wedding Party".
  • Manuel claims in this episode that he has a hamster, an idea that Cleese later recycled into the series finale "Basil the Rat".
  • During the final seconds of the episode, when Basil makes his escape through the kitchen pursued by the doctor and nurse, a monitor displaying the scene is clearly visible through the dining room doors.

[edit] Cast

Episode Credited cast:

[edit] References

  • Fawlty Towers: A Worshipper's Companion, Leo Publishing, ISBN 91-973661-8-8
  • The Complete Fawlty Towers by John Cleese & Connie Booth (1988, Methuen, London) ISBN 0-413-18390-4 (the complete text)