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[edit] Tally

Quotes should be no longer than 4 lines, to keep uniformity among spacing in the rest of the portal.
In order to maintain variety among the quotes displayed -
  1. Try to avoid multiple quotes from the same character until other characters have quotes as well.
  2. Try to avoid multiple quotes from the same episode.
  3. Try to avoid overweighting multiple quotes from the same season.

Quotes so far include :

[edit] Character

  • Abe - 2
  • Agnus -
  • Apu - 2
  • Barney - 1
  • Bart - 2
  • Carl - 1
  • Chief Wiggum - 1
  • Comic Book Guy - 1
  • Dr. Nick - 2
  • Edna Krabappel - 1
  • Frank Grimes - 1
  • Groundskeeper Willie - 3
  • Hank Scorpio - 1
  • Homer - 3
  • Judge Roy - 1
  • Kent Brockman - 2
  • Krusty - 1
  • Larry King - 1
  • Lenny
  • Lionel Hutz - 1
  • Lisa - 1
  • Maggie - 1
  • Marge - 1
  • Mayor Quimby - 1
  • Moe - 1
  • Mr. Burns - 2
  • Ned - 1
  • Professor Frink - 1
  • Ralph - 1
  • Richard Dean Anderson - 1
  • Russ Cargill - 1
  • Sideshow Bob - 1
  • Skinner - 1
  • Stephen Hawking - 1
  • Troy McClure - 1
  • Waylon Smithers - 1
  • Wiseguy - 1

[edit] Major characters we don't yet have quotes from

  • Cletus
  • Dr. Hibbert
  • Duffman
  • Fat Tony
  • Gil
  • Hans Moleman
  • Kang & Kodos
  • Lovejoy
  • Maggie (although there isn't a lot of choice...)
  • Martin Prince
  • Mayor Quimby
  • Milhouse
  • Nelson
  • Otto
  • Patty & Selma
  • Rainier Wolfcastle
  • Sea Captain
  • Sideshow Mel
  • Snake

And others -- Scorpion0422 19:05, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Season

  • 1 - 2
  • 2 - 2
  • 3 - 1
  • 4 - 3
  • 5 - 5
  • 6 - 5
  • 7 - 2
  • 8 - 6
  • 9 - 3
  • 10 - 1
  • 11 - 2
  • 12 - 1
  • 13 - 2
  • 14 - 1
  • 15 - 2
  • 16 - 3
  • 17 - 3
  • 18 - 1
  • 19 - 1
  • The Simpsons Movie - 1


[edit] Nominations

Nominations may be added and discussed here:
Use this format: Quote, Character, Episode

Nominations
  1. "You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?", Homer Simpson, Bart Gets an Elephant --Simpsons fan 66 10:52, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
    Y Done - That's the second Homer Simpson quote, so for another Nomination let's pick a different character. And there are enough episodes that we can avoid any dup episode quotes. Cirt (talk) 11:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC).
    That's also the second quote from The Simpsons fifth season. Cirt (talk) 12:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC).
  2. "Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever! Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. - Comic Book Guy, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" - Gran2 12:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
    Y Done - That was the first quote added from Comic Book Guy, and the second quote from The Simpsons eighth season. Cirt (talk) 12:13, 9 December 2007 (UTC).
  3. My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star! Abe Simpson, Simpsons Tide Ctjf83 talk 21:28, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
    Y Done - And that's the second quote by Abraham Simpson, and also the second quote from the 9th Season. Cirt (talk) 04:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC).
  4. "Mrs. Simpson you must pursue your dreams! Like my old dream of coming to America and starting a family. Or my new dream, of ditching my family, and sneaking back to India in disguise! [puts on disguise and adopts American accent] Apu? Never heard of him! My name is Steve Barnes!", Apu, All's Fair in Oven War --Simpsons fan 66 21:59, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
    Y Done - First quote from Apu, second quote from 16th season. Cirt (talk) 00:52, 12 December 2007 (UTC).
  5. We probably should have one from the movie. "[In response to an aid's concerns that he may have gone mad with power] Well of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you." - Russ Cargill, The Simpsons Movie Gran2 15:54, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
    I agree we should have one from the movie, but I'd prefer it if we kept all quotes from characters/individuals with articles on Wikipedia. How about something from President Arnold Schwarzenegger ? Cirt (talk) 15:56, 13 December 2007 (UTC).
    Well List of one-time characters from The Simpsons#The Simpsons Movie includes a section on Cargill, so you could just link to that. Gran2 16:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
    Y Done -- Good point. First quote from The Simpsons Movie, first quote from Russ Cargill. Cirt (talk) 16:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC).
  6. "[singing while operating on Homer] The hip bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch... Uh-oh!" - Dr. Nick, Homer's Triple Bypass. --Simpsons fan 66 03:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
    Y Done (Well, I'll go add it now.) The second quote from Dr. Nick, the 3rd fm 4th Season. Cirt (talk) 05:29, 30 December 2007 (UTC).
  7. "This is indeed a disturbing universe." - Maggie - Treehouse of Horror V (finally, a maggie quote!) --Simpsons fan 66 00:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
    Y Done, first from Maggie, fifth from 6th season. Cirt (talk) 00:59, 20 January 2008 (UTC).
  8. "Now see here ya nose wiping hair combers! Back in Edinburgh, we had a coal miners strike! All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top! Then one day the mine collapsed! No one made it out alive! Not...Even...Willie!" - Groundskeeper Willie - The President Wore Pearls. --Simpsons fan 66 01:54, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
    Y Done - 2nd from Willie, 2nd from season 15. Cirt (talk) 05:19, 30 April 2008 (UTC)