User:TharkunColl

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[edit] Order of TharkunColl

Dedicated to spreading truth, justice and freedom of speech (talkpage)

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[edit] Legion of Cheerleaders of Tharkie

Dedicated to wearing nice little short skirts

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Contrary to the shockingly sexist statement above, by our favourite bigot TharkunColl (cheer!), of course this august institution, the Legion of the Cheerleaders of Tharkie, exists for more than the wearing of short skirts. It exists for the applauding of any impressive edits and feats by TharkunColl. Think of it as an open source barnstar in a way. Also for promoting exercise and fitness amongst today's women, in an all too busy world.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of repressed homosexuals in this world who object to cheerleaders, there are also some evangelical Christians who are sure the wearing of short skirts (even for legitimate, sportswoman-like pursuits, with modesty-preserving gymknickers beneath, leads to damnation. They would prefer modest dress; (see also Modesty#Latter-day_Saint_.28Mormon.29_) or purda. I sense a theme here.

The Legion of the Cheerleaders of Tharkie are feminist when they feel like it, they just don't believe in 24/7 Political_correctness. special, random, Merkinsmum 00:12, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

It makes me really, really sad to know that there are some people in this world who object to cheerleaders. Keep up the good work - every twirl of the pompom and flash of the knickers is a clarion call for freedom. TharkunColl (talk) 08:41, 26 March 2008 (UTC)