User:Teh fontmaster

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22 This user is 22 years old.
Is human. This user is a member of the Grammar Wikiproject.
they This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
amn't This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.
snuk This user says snuck.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man-
kind		 Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly.
less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
This user has been adopted by Cielomobile.

[edit] Summary

I work as a tutor at Urbana University and as an editorial assistant to Dr. David George of the university. I am white and nerdy, the recognized fontmaster with over 3,000 fonts on my computer and twice that many memorized by name and typeface. I am obsessive compulsive and obsessed with genealogy, cemeteries, and Star Wars. I am an Independent Baptist and a conservative Republican. I am also a dedicated MSTie.

[edit] Biography

I was born in Columbus, Ohio, later moving to a small town in Champaign County, near Urbana. At the age of 12 I decided to become an author, and have written prolifically since then. I was homeschooled from the first grade on to the twelfth (attending kindergarten at a small private school attached to our Baptist church in Columbus) and graduated from Urbana University in December 2007 with a bachelor's degree in English. My future plans are to attend graduate school to achieve an MA or MFA in English literature. I would like to become an author, literary critic, and a university professor in the field of English and creative writing.

This is an ambiguation page. Hopefully it has helped the world become a little more ambiguous. "Teh Fontmaster: Ambiguating People Since 1985"