User:TehDman

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Oh fuck it's me and I'm back you bastards. Damned democrats and their damned "help others first before we help ourselves /wrists" motto. Taking away my amendment rights and my guns, "blahblahblah guns r bad lol dey kill ppl"

I HUNT BEARS OH LAWDY, NOT THE GODLESS KILLING MACHINES THAT PLAGUES AMERICA MORE THAN CHINA, IRAN AND RUSSIA! NOT THE POOR INNOCENT MURDEROUS CREATURES! BAWWWWWWWWW

No, shut up. I don't want anything to do with you.

Good lord.

I like to think of myself as a very angry cynic, because that's what I am. All the ignorance I put up with has turned me into a cuss-spewing people-hating cynic who just wants to live in the woods by himself, maybe with a dog and a wife and his guns, and live off the land. God dammit.

I play mah vidja gaems, often too. Shootan and stragan gaems especially, and the more dakka and choppa, the better. Helps keep the sanity from tearing itself apart. Same with guns, and fuck the M4, it's a horrible gun and whoever made it should die in a fire. Glocks suck too, and desert eagles were made for hunting, not gangbanging. Gimme an old 1911 or C96 any day. The AK's the most reliable piece of junk you'll ever find and I'm suprised they don't break, just from firing. That huge chunk of metal they call a slide flies back at an incredible speed and shakes the entire frame of the damned thing. I'll take an M1 Garand, Lee Enfield or K98 any day.

I make robots. Ask me about them sometime, or don't. For all I care you could go drive a truck full of dicks into a cement wall if you wanted.

Oh I nearly forgot, feel free to leave a lovely little message on my talk page if you're offended, agree with something, wanna debate, or just wanna say "Hay buddy whuts crackin' over thurr?"