User:Tacobellis

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Look, I'm not here to be a Wikiphile. I call Wikipedians Wikiphiles not out of being a jerk, but I just always thought that was the term. I'm just here to make edits when I see the dire need for them to be made. I don't like to see occasional misleading or eerie statements in articles glaring at me, with a devil cackle in the background. It's times like those I wish the Internet never existed, because I fear too many people read this thing. I worry that Wikipedia's McDonald's-esque perpetual counter of pages only makes many of it's users submit to the idea that Wikipedia can constantly expand. I guess the verdict isn't entirely out on the largest governments, corporations, or even collaborative efforts, but is it fair for one of millions of addresses exist as a shadow Internet, a shadow truth, and a shadow reality? Yet, I read this thing. Of course I do, silly! Why? Because I have a thirst for meaningless trivia. In the spirit of my support for user fees, I might as well play some extremely tiny role in the whole scheme of things. But I do not want to play too large a role. I will go by the books when I want to add stuff. That's no problem with me. I have no large agenda. I do not have any intention to go to extra lengths to prove outlandish conspiracies like the 9/11 hoax bullshit, but I do have bizarre beliefs for an average American, like the idea that it should be called 11/9, not 9/11. This track record will aspire to be clean. I wish some Wikiphiles would loosen up, but whatever. I respect all of your rights to be here, because in this world, I am, after all, a humble Wikiplebian. Sometimes, I may even add a picture or two because it would spruce up the aesthetics of said article.

By the way, please consider using public transportation for the rest of your life. Everybody in the United States of America must make mandatory sacrifices in this future, 2012 or not.

I try to be a reasonable, affable human being when in reality. That is, the reality outside of this particular electronic media universe known as Wikipedia. I listen to the airwaves of WJAS and WDLW.

So yeah, I guess now I feel significant like anybody with a self-referential profile/userpage would. Hot dog!