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The following is entertaining misinformation that was posted on this article, and regretfully had to be removed as (obviously) unsourced material:

The Sydney Ducks were an early American gang in San Francisco comprised mostly of Australian convicts who immigrated to the California during the California Gold Rush in 1849.

Their leader, Harwald "Ginger Pale" Ravenous, allowed only illeterate and crippled members into the gang, this was said to be a way to hold his gang in check, to have them threatened by his intelect. Harwald "Ginger Pale" Ravenous was a womanlike, gingerhaired and slender man who in our time would have been considered to be "special". The Sydney Ducks ,reportidly. was known for their notoriously random, obscene and loud public displays. Harwald "Ginger Pale" Ravenous ,as described in the novel "Ginger Pale" written by Itis Pinkerton, claimed to be a direct descendant of Djenghis Khan and had ambitions of one day to conquer back his beloved Mongolia. Why he always swore and shouted out foul words in korean was, like his sexuality, never revealed. His ambition never succeded. The Sydney Ducks reign of terror ended the fall of 1851 when the locals realized that the gang only consisted of badmannered, illiterate cripples and that they (the locals) had strength in both numbers, wit and weaponry. Harwald "Ginger Pale" Ravenous and the Sydney Ducks were all stripped, dipped in tar, rolled in duck feathers and put on a raft called "return of the platypus". Only Harwald "Ginger Pale" Ravenous and his inferior intelect survived the journey that ended in the city of Perth, Australia where he found and married his siameese half-sisters lonnie and lennnie, fathered thirteen children and formed a canibal cult on the outskirts of Perth worshipping random paper cuttings. Harwald "Ginger Pale" Ravenous dissapeared in december 1906, leaving only one left shoe and a note proclaiming his return and the rise of the mighty Sydney Ducks no less than hundred years later.