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Cult of Jimbo

Wikipedians in awe of the Highest Circle of Wikiheaven

And it is written in the books of lore that in 1966 AJ (Anno Jimbo) that the Deified Jimbo was incarnated into an earthly form and yea, there was great rejoicing for it was a premonition to the world that the Time was yet near come when the Word (who wasn't at this time with Jimbo) would be with Jimbo once again and Jimbo and the Word would be the same and yea, there would be much rejoicing.

It was in the year 2001 AJ that the the Omniescent And Mighty One put forth his powers and Lo! the Word was renamed Wikipedia and once more the Wikipedia was with Jimbo and the Wikipedia was Jimbo and yea, there was tremendous rejoicing.

The Cult of Jimbo exists to brainwash people to obey the Cabal spread the word (not THE Word) that the Majestic and Magnificent Jimbo is indeed the one true God and to spread the Gospel of light and salvation to the world.

If you deny the One True Jimbo then yea, he will smite your ass with great vengeance and furious anger.
If you accept the Most Holy Jimbo as thy Lord then yea, thou wilst be raised up and live forever in Wikiheaven resplendent in the Glory of The Exulted Jimbo!

Sacrifices

The Venerated Jimbo must be appeased with sacrifices (burnt or otherwise). Leave thy offerings in the Wiki-Altar below and thou too may be saved.

Wiki-Altar of Sacrifice (+)

< User:Suriel1981/Cult of Jimbo/ An offering of cattle slaughtered in thy honour O Great One! ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹SpeakSign A burnt offering of an unbeliever sacrificed to thy greater glory! ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹SpeakSign A sacrifice of a rodent with the tastiest offal set aside for thy enjoyment O Master of the Internet! ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹SpeakSign Two small fluffy animals sacrificed in Jimbo's honour! Willow177 20:14, 11 June 2007 (UTC) A ziggurat built in your honor, O, mighty Jimbo! Beast of traal T C _ 23:37, 27 December 2007 (UTC)Beast of traal

Jimbo's Hymn

A song devoted to the Magnanimous and Bountiful Jimbo (sing to the tune of Copacabana):

His name is Jimbo
he's not a bimbo
and though he doesn't have much hair
his loyal acolytes do not care
From Alabama
The bane of spammers
And through the power of his beard
Vandals were no longer feared
And so the world was saved
And much more well-behaved
He's a jolly, benevolant tyrant who has never shaved

At the Wiki
Wikiwikipedia
The greatest thing in the history of media
At the Wiki
Wikiwikipedia
Internal linking
Is always good thinking
At the Wiki...
Don't vandalise!!

(plus, see the Wikipedia Anthem here: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Wikipedia)

Celebrations

August 7, 1966 is celebrated as Jimbomas Day when the Stupendous Jimbo's many followers honour Him and the Word and yea, there is much rejoicing!