User:Succubus MacAstaroth
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Spooning + Forking = Sporking. Lazy sex finally got its own euphemism.
I'm a 24-year-old redhead who just got fake hooters. Sadly, the asshole plastic surgeon messed up my gluteal augmentation (which was done at the same time as my jugs), and since the butt implants had to get pulled out, I now suffer from an exceptional case of platypygia, much worse than before I had the surgery. Now I have to wait six months before they can put my ass back in. I'll be wearing padded undies until then, and am accepting donations. If you want to buy me padded undies, please contact me at jazzybelle1999@yahoo.com. In exchange, I will send you autographed pictures of myself topless (he did do an amazing job on the knockers.) I think I deserve this donation because up until the butt implant removal, I was a perfect 10. Surely you wouldn't let my sublime beauty be sullied by a flat arse.
I am not a theist; I am not an atheist; I am not an agnostic. I am, by my own definition, a pseudo-theist, and an opportunistic pan-pseudo-theist at that. Yesterday I developed an odd interest in mathematical origami and I can't stop marveling at the Mobius strip I made from paper and scotch tape. I write bombastic, convoluted poetry because it makes me happy. I wish I could be a geisha. I collect geisha paraphernalia. I also collect pretty fans (the kind you wave in front of your face to cool yourself, not the kind who chase you begging for an autograph, although I wouldn't be opposed to those) and pretty rosaries. Perfumes, ballerina figurines, and ruby, emerald or moonstone jewelry are good too. You are welcome to donate any of these things to me as well, and I will send you topless pictures of myself holding/wearing the object you donated.
