Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

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Stupid Teenagers Must Die!
Directed by Jeff C. Smith
Produced by Curtis Andersen
Sara Parrell
Wayne Watson
Written by Curtis Andersen
Jeff C. Smith
Starring Jovan Meredith
Ashley Schneider
Devin Marble
Lindsay Gareth
Renee Dorian
Cory Assink
Jonathan Brett
Will Deutsch
Jamie Carson
Christina DeRosa
Music by Randy Catiller
Chris Dingman
John Draisey
Distributed by Wiggy VonSchtick
Off Set Pictures
Vanguard Cinema
Release date(s) September 25, 2007
Running time 80 min.
Language English
IMDb profile

Stupid Teenagers Must Die! is a zero budget horror/comedy that was shot over two months and released in 2006. Set in the 1980s, the movie is a tongue-in-cheek homage to classic (and classically bad) 80s horror films like Night of the Demons, the Friday the 13th and Halloween films, Sleepaway Camp, etc. A group of teenagers get together one night to hold a seance in the supposedly haunted house of a deceased mass murderer. Naturally, strange things start happening and one by one, the friends are brutally sliced and diced. Is it all an elaborate prank? Is it the spirit of the deceased mass murderer? Is it smart to walk into a dangerous dark room and say "Is someone in here?" All questions are answered in Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

Stupid Teenagers Must Die! was released on DVD by Vanguard Cinema on September 25, 2007. The DVD contains audio commentary, a documentary on the making of the movie, an interview with cast member Will Deutsch and an optional audience reaction audio track recorded at the STMD! premiere.

[edit] Cast

Actor Role
Jovan Meredith Kane
Ashley Schneider Julie
Devin Marble Alfie
Lindsay Gareth Tiffany
Renee Dorian Madeline
Cory Assink Geek One
Jonathan Brett Geek Two
Will Deutsch Ryan
Jamie Carson Sissy
Christina DeRosa Jamie
Matt Blashaw Michael