User:SpencerWilson
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Spencer Warren Wilson (born March 19, 1989)
A Canadian, born in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Currently lives in Richmond, Virginia.
Has lived in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan; Providence, Rhode Island; Richmond, Virginia; Melbourne, Australia; and Burnie, Tasmania.
Interested in working for GE Aircraft Engines, however this is not a definite career choice. Thinking about majoring in computer engineering and creative writing.
You may find him on AIM as Flatus117 or on IRC as spencerw on Freenode.
Jimmy Fallon: Officials at a zoo in Bangladesh said, "The zookeeper was killed by two black bears in an attempt to–"
Tina Fey: Wait wait wait! Why did you have to say they're black bears? How is the color of their fur relevant?
Jimmy Fallon: Well, but they were black bears.
Tina Fey: Oh, but if they were polar bears you wouldn't say two white bears attacked someone. You're prejudice, Jimmy! You're–you're a specist!
Jimmy Fallon: Specist, really?
Tina Fey: Yeah!
Jimmy Fallon: Well, I'm gonna make a fool out of you – maybe, 'cause I travel around with something. I don't know, maybe you want to see this. [takes out picture] My wife is a black bear! [reveals the picture of himself with the black bear] So, now who's the idiot – you or me, the guy who married a black bear? [silence from Tina] I thought so!
