User:Speaker Of Absolute Truth

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I am the speaker of ABSOLUTE TRUTH. You will not adulterate my edits because they are absolute, ineffable and infallable. All decisions are final. Let it heretofore be known that actions will be taken against any reverts, unauthorized admin activity, or ignorant behavior.

I, The Speaker of ABSOLUTE TRUTH must fulfill my duty to spread the light of knowledge and western civilized ways to all the dark, backward corners of the earth.