Wikipedia:Song/52 Admins
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Based off of Wakko's America. 50 admins wouldn't fit, so I did 52.
[edit] The song
(bibliomaniac15, Grey Porpoise, and DarknessLord are playing Jeopardy! with Jimbo Wales as host. bibliomaniac15 hits a daily double.)
Jimbo: And now, the daily double! Name 52 admins and bureaucrats!
(bibliomaniac15 jumps out and grabs a violin out of nowhere. biblio starts playing the violin in a hoedown tune, a variation of "Turkey in the Straw," while dragging along each admin as he sings.)
bibliomaniac15:
- Can't sleep, clown will eat me, and Friday, Frazzydee,
- We've got the Geogre and a Happy Camper,
- Ben W Bell and same last name Doug Bell,
- B-l-n-g guyen and an Arcadian.
- Whisper to me, and then I'll ask where,
- Well, will you know, it's Ahoerstemeier,
- There's Phaedriel or however you pronounce it,
- We'll create some light and darkness with MacGyver's magic.
- Congrats to Phaedriel on her pregnancy!
- Caltrop and Carnildo and Catherine Munro,
- We've got Nishkid and a Chairboy, watch out! Exploding boy!
- Here is Angela and Cyde Weys, with some Dysprosia
- And don't forget him, J.J., with his look-alike, Essjay.
- Our Goatasaur orders Hamster Sandwich,
- I'm here to help, so tell me, what's the sitch?
- There's rampage and chaos, a Killer Chihuahua,
- So save my souls, everyone, call Gurubrahma.
- Taco Bell sued us for using the chihuahua.
- We've got Karen Johnson and a pretty minty guy,
- There's Acetic Acid and Vancouverguy.
- Here's Yanksox and meticulous Yamla,
- And pedantically speaking, here is Natalya.
- RFA unanimous, that would be Nae'blis
- Jimmy Wales is here, oh, how Joyous!
- And from Naw'lins, is NawlinWiki,
- Over here is Morwen meeting up with Danny.
- Those 52 admins, we have!
(The "incorrect buzzer" rings.)
Jimbo: Sorry, but you didn't state your answer in the form of a question.
(bibliomaniac15 smashes his violin on his head, and passes out. Grey Porpoise and DarknessLord shrug as Omicronpersei8 reverts the mess.