User:Sofar 2

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Okay. I'm Sofar No. 2. Not to be confused with Sofar No. 1., whom has used the name longer than I but whom I still consider kind of lame, even though he knows like a whole bunch about Linux, which is kind of cool. I think he like, invented a whole new kind of Linux or something. Linux that’s going to be on The Moon.

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[edit] Things what I am.

I'm a photographer, and I like to contribute my photographs for the purpose of illustrating articles. I like old architecture, old cars, and old art. I do not like modern architecture, modern cars, or modern art. I enjoy typing properly and correcting errors, and I like to sketch.

[edit] My Occupation.

I am a fry cook. I like to call myself Sofar the Frialator, omitting the “No. 2” because there is as of now only one Sofar the Frialator. I work at a burger joint, though I consider myself superior to those who work at chain burger joints, for my burger joint is indy.

[edit] My Location.

I live in Seattle. It is very green. If I don’t take my car out enough it grows moss. I like all the old architecture in Seattle. The oldest stuff was built in the style of Richardsonian Romanesque, dating back to the eighteen-nineties.* I don't like the modern architecture in Seattle, except for The New Sam Tower, or the Tower of Art. I believe if we’re going to build any modern buildings at all they should be shiny and glassy with complicated façades.** I can appreciate a city that considers chrome an architectural element. Seattle also uses electric buses. I think that is awesome, and it makes it a lot quieter and better smelling around here.

[edit] Factoids.

  • Sex: Male.
  • Height: Five feet and seven inches.
  • Birthdate: July 31st, 1987, (7/31/1987, all prime numbers.)
  • Residence: Seattle, Washington, U.S.A., (Capitol Hill.)
  • Interests: Historical architecture, illustration, and vintage automobiles.
  • Favorite music: Swing, grunge, original score.
  • Favorite noble gas: Neon, (so pretty and glowy and red.)
  • Quote: “Fear is the darkroom in which the Devil develops his negatives.” —Mama Chroma.

*I don't like using numerals when words would suffice.

**I enjoy using special characters.