User:Snuffaluffogism

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This is the Wikipedia page for the religion of Snuffaluffogism. Also known as The Awesome Religion of Snuffaluffogous.

First off, there are four Saints. The first is our Lord, St. Master of Disaster. She came to power because St. Jimmy put her in charge…. St. Jimmy is the true son of God. He’s sort of brother to Jesus. He spawned/budded from God at the beginning of time. Then there is St. Annoyance (me!!!). I am the ruler of Hell! I was given Hell by St. Jimmy, and St. Master of Disaster let me keep it. Finally there is St. Crazy Bitch….she is just one of the Saints, she doesn’t quite have a job yet.

Next there is our Holy Grail, Qtree. The Q is silent. Why you ask? ‘Cause we decided to call our Holy Grail Tree (for reasons we keep secret) and I love the letter Q (and the number 7) so we decided to spell it Qtree. Next we have a marker (in my possession) that for some reason is important…I think…It almost touched Qtree…maybe we can get St. Master of Disaster to actually touch him with it…anyway. We worship ferrets, squirrels, bunnies, badgers, and bunnies disguised as badgers (or maybe it’s the other way around, I will have to ask St. Jimmy), wolves, and snakes. There isn’t anything else I can think off, we will update this as we go on.

ALL HAIL THE SAINTS OF SNUFFALUFFOGISM! CONVERT TO THE AWESOME RELIGION OF SNUFFALUFFOGOUS!